h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The commander of the station has cancelled the news paper deliverythe daily isn't getting here on time, it's months late

Another drain on the bog paper supply

and by the time the gets here, it's

Get supplies from the moon, green cheese and all that

HAVE you tasted that stuff ? yuck nowhere near as good as stilton

But good constipation cure

that's back to post No1

Yep

How were the lotto numbers I gave you

this space station thread
lottery on hang on, I'll find it

I looked were back to bog roll again hope you did not waste a quid if so IOU a

I am trying to fund the space station

this space station runs on hot air collected from parliament and house of lords

Surprised its not in Solar orbit then

we have safety valves

Oh good I feel safe now

I shouted to the American astronaut, don't forget to put the cat out tonighterr! it's now passing Saturn

"good rates on cavity wall insulation"
" double glazing - 50% off before April"

aw no! junk mail even up here

In space no one can hear you

not with double glazingted moult used to say so