h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whers the bacon

it's a space station not a transport caf'

Huston! we have a problem!
someone in mission control has forgotten to put a bob in the meter and we need the gas oven to cook our steak pies

Solar pie ovens no good???

look at packaging gas mark or electricno solar

As long as SOBP its ok remember that

? sobp ? (I've had a drink)

Some other b#@@~^ç pays

Just the one

I like that one and I've actually not heard of it before

I am surprised not had much to do with the Navy then

living 67 mile inland err nope!

See you later things to do time to put the cat out its just started to smolder good night sleep tight

solve this one NASA! how long would it take for a fart to dissipate in space, or if it had enough volume could it become a nebula ??

Send them a text

fart to dissipate in space..raises another question, given that some farts have shall we say a bubble of lubricant that disperses on exit. What life form is liable to evolve from said lubricant, carbon based methane based? or perhaps even scatol and indol based life form be very interesting..

Emagin a creator based deletion based on that.

The developed ritual would be interesting to observe

Creator based relegion (spell check malfunction)

I will create afternoon from the power of my imagination.