h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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No beer on the space station really

I only arsked...

I am sure there is some fizzy drink as well if you are thinking of a visit

stick your bum out of the space station and it gets Chile, better than radio eh

New theory for the cause of micro meteorites

Or two moons in the night sky

The eclipse will be interesting

look carefully and you might see a telescope in between

In space no-one can hear you eating ice-cream.

that's because mr whippy don't deliver that far
and forget a free pizza if it's late

the Yorkshire section of the International Space Station has just fitted an outside toiletfor when someone's been having curries

I hope they've installed baffle plates to divert the thrust of a Bradford vindaloo, otherwise they'll be heading for Mars.

that's to run the central heating on

a greasy spoon err! transport cafe has opened next door as it were.
It's got plenty of parking space

Saved! no more bog problems nip next door

Err...it's not called Ma's diner by any chance?

soz no! it used to be the "mucky mug and greasy spoon roadside cafe"
now it's the "mucky mug with greasy spoon and second stage re-entry rocket booster cafe"

it's even got the err retro space invaders arcade game and other related arcade game "console" machines at the far side of the cafe

just look out of the portholeat the telephone engineers trying to get a phone cable up here for broadband

what's that called BT beyond terrestrial