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Post 1401

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It's great to be here. At my age. I'm glad to be anywhere. You see, there's something in me that has to come out. If you had it in you, you'd want it out too


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Post 1402

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

We all need to be somewhere. And according to my experience most of us actually are smiley - zen


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Post 1403

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

There is only one mile to the bar from my home but two miles back. The difference is staggering smiley - yikes


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Post 1404

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Tennyson had a friend who was an aspiring lawyer with a drinking problem. He had to pass the bar exam. To do so he had to pass the bar every time without going in for a drink


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Post 1405

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

- My wife and I have decided we don't want kids

- And you are absolutely sure about that?

- Yes, and we will inform our children today


Jest'er Joke or two, to pass the time away

Post 1406

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Man: "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"

Waitress: *slaps his face* "The men I please are none of your damn business!"


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