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msmonsy Posted Nov 8, 2011
Pierce...I knew straight away the loons you were bringing it to 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 8, 2011
hehehe
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 8, 2011
MSM, bring in the jokes
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 8, 2011
What do you get if you cross a dog with an elephant?
A really nervous postman.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 8, 2011
What do you get if you cross an explorer with a cat?
Christopher Columpuss.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 8, 2011
what do you get if you cross a parrot with a lion ?
a bird that shouts Polly wants a zebra
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 9, 2011
Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker !
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msmonsy Posted Nov 11, 2011
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
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msmonsy Posted Nov 11, 2011
Hydrogen and Oxygen are in a bar, in walks Gold and they say AU get out of here
i was going to make a joke about chemistry but the good ones argon
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 11, 2011
3 pieces of string walk in to a bar, the first goes to get served and the barman says get out, I'm not serving a piece of string. So the second one tries and the same response from the barman. The third one goes to the bar and the barman says ARE you a piece you a piece of string as well - the string says "no! frayed knot"
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Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Nov 11, 2011
Sooner or later there will be another civil war - Yuckshire breeds better puns.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 15, 2011
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 15, 2011
and the 
blushed
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 16, 2011
What is small, red and whispers? ...
A HOARSE RADISH..."
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msmonsy Posted Nov 17, 2011
TOP 10 THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 17, 2011
The list goes ever on and on...
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 17, 2011
Are you lonely?
Hate having to make decisions?
Rather talk about it than do it?
Then why not hold a meeting!
You can: get to see other people,
sleep in peace, offload decisions,
learn to write volumes of meaningless notes,
feel important, impress or bore your colleagues,
and all in your work time!
'Meetings' the practical alternative to work.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 17, 2011
welcome MSM - add jokes any time ok! more the merrier
I like that one
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msmonsy Posted Nov 18, 2011
If a police officer pulls you over and says "I have been following you for a few miles." Its not smart to reply "Isn't that borderline stalking?" 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 19, 2011
Elderly lady was stopped by the police who claimed she was drunk
Lady: I'm not!
Officer: What does it mean when two lights are coming towards you?
Lady: I guess it's a car
Officer: Correct, but is it a Volkswagen, a Buick or a Mercedes?
Lady: I don't know
Officer: You're drunk! What if it's only one light?
Lady: Motorcycle!
Officer: Correct, but is it a Harley, a BMW or a Kawasaki?
Lady: I don't know
Officer: You're drunk!
Lady: If you see a 
in the street wearing skimpy clothes, fishnet stockings and a lot of lipstick, what is she?
Officer: Probably a hooker
Lady: Correct, but is it your daughter, your wife or your mother?
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