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Post 101

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

Madam_Conesmiley - rose
I think that poem should go in smiley - thepost





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Post 102

Madam_Cone


How do I arrange that?


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Post 103

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

You could put it on the Condolences page as a post.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A4387836
No special permissions or submission needed.

An Ace could point you to a place of official exposure.
The person who runs smiley - thepost is ill right now so there may be a delay it that process.
"Miners" look for things to move to areas of special attention within the guide.
Kat is a miner.
I can suggest it be considered,though I have no power to decide.


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Post 104

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Abbi, this person has contacted Madam Cone


Posted 4 Hours Ago by Skankyrich - Oooja think you are, Gosho? smiley - smiley

Have posted to the editorial page, so hopefully someone will be along sometime!


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Post 105

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

smiley - biggrinGood!

I take being compared to Gosho in any way, a good thing!
May make my day in fact.
smiley - laughThough Gosho may be mortified!

I have been noticing Skankyrich is an h2g2 jewelsmiley - magic



A Long a cheerful life to our resident Manimal!smiley - hug
I was just sent this in an email , it was a very good day for it to come to me.

Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.

Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed
Confidence in your ability to work through it.

Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion,
I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.

Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.
-Unknown Author - sent to me by a friend

********
My husband was a bit ( tiny)irritated that I needed his assistance which required he come home in the middle of the day for me(rare)

He just called to say it probably saved his life. There is a huge fatal car pileup in the direction he would have surely gone in that moment. Terrible for those with different timing on the same road todaysmiley - rosesmiley - sadface

Though it sounds selfish after that last paragraph, my day is getting bettersmiley - peacedove


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Post 106

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

Well there is the first laugh of the day on myself!
It was NOt ME being compared to Goshosmiley - blush

I Still cannot read.
OK back to that better day idea...
smiley - footprints


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Post 107

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Thank you for those kind words Abbi.


I hope the person who sent you the verse, makes themself known to you. They carry one hell of a lot of meaning behind themsmiley - magic


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Post 108

Madam_Cone


Ignored

Are my looks or my colour not with the trend?
Why doesn't anyone like me?
Why do they all go and talk to my friend,
And walk right on past me?

They all sit a talk to her, smile, even sing!
I sit here depressed and lonely.
She always engaged, gets ring after ring.
Is it because I'm too homely?

She's picked up by guys, so what should I think
As I sit in the corner alone?
Is it because my lines on the blink?
Gosh it's hard being a phone.


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Post 109

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

smiley - laugh

Oh that is brilliant.. you really made me laugh out loud to that one!

smiley - magic


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Post 110

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

just everything that Lil said, a great view from a different anglesmiley - magicI am truely glad I brought this thread in to beingsmiley - magic


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Post 111

Madam_Cone

To Do List

My head just exploded,
Oh what should I do?
The number of jobs
Has just increased by two.

And now more are coming,
I can't keep it inside
I will not remember
I'll just go and hide.

I've hid in the cupboard,
I've hid in the shed.
The tasks are still growing,
I'll just go to bed.

I must take control
And not run away.
I'll just make a list
Of my jobs for today.

The list is now written
Neatly down on a page.
Each item is numbered
With a box for each stage.

A box for "in progress"
A box for "completed."
Each to be ticked
Before it's deleted.

Now I feel safe,
My life's in control
I know just what to do
And in which order to roll.

I sit down smiling
A cup of tea first
One cannot start working
When dying of thirst.

Now I'm relaxed
My head starts to sway.
My eyes start to close
'Tis the end of the day.

The list is too long
To start at this date.
I'll do it tomorrow
The jobs can all wait!

smiley - teasmiley - cake


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Post 112

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Decisions.


She wants to stay.
She wants to go.
What can I say?
I don't know.


She asks my advice.
I try to tell.
She rolls the dice.
All is not well.


She holds my hand.
Or do I hold hers?
Life is like sand.
Not always in verse.


Her friends bring a ball.
There is little delay.
They stand in the hall.
Yes dear! Go and play!



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Post 113

fundamentallyflawed

I am cpying this from my journal to this thread at the request of the Prof. I decided to rewrite some nice cards to make them less nice...

f=front
i=inside
s=what should be inside(according to me)


f> Life is absolutely wonderful

i>blank

s>...right...


f>Timelessness

i>The wonder that is out of this world.

s>Is a cruel illusion.


f>May you honour the gifts you can give

i>And recognize your worthiness as long as you live.

s>Because God knows no one else will!


f>I am your window

i>Look through me to see yourself.

s>Ever heard of Windex?


f>You are beautiful

i>blah-blah-blah a really long poem.

s>Please don't get a mirror, just take my word for it.


f>You touched the dream within my soul.

i>blank

s>Don't do it again!


f>The heart has no reasons, it knows without reasoning

i>My heart knows I love you

s>Lucky for you!

Well, I hope everyone enjoyed thatsmiley - winkeye

ff


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Post 114

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

thank you sweetheart, every one of my friends who enters their own poems or verse, make this thread better and better


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Post 115

fundamentallyflawed

Oh your welcome! I have one about a pig learning to fly that I wrote quite along time ago, maybe if I can dig it up I can stick it in heresmiley - winkeye

I used to write all the time... but alas, I have given it up temporarily.


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Post 116

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - magic

"I used to write all the time... but alas, I have given it up temporarily."
Now you have a reason to start again
smiley - smileysmiley - smiley


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Post 117

fundamentallyflawed

Yes I do! And I thank everyonesmiley - biggrin

And now that I'm unemployed I have more time... still need to figure out when I'm getting back to school though, and what for.


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Post 118

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wait for your next entry(please find the pigs)


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Post 119

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Welcome FF.. Enjoy the thread smiley - hug


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Post 120

fundamentallyflawed

Why thank you!

I willsmiley - hug


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