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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
The police found stolen lamp shades but couldn't shed any light on the thief.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
A family with four boys and a history of weak eyes found son-glasses very expensive.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
When a gambler gets up in the morning he has to pick the right suit before he shuffles off to deal with his day.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
Coin counterfeiting is a bad mintin' racket.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 25, 2014
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Herenna - southpaw for now Posted Aug 25, 2014
The last bloke I dumped was into shibari, I told him to get knotted.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 25, 2014
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 26, 2014
I knew a cosmologist who played the violin. He was interested in String Theory.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 26, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 26, 2014
Sanctimonious the 6ft 6ins Roman, thought he was above everyone else
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 26, 2014
A botanist-turned-prize fighter was penalised for aloe blow.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 26, 2014
She hated disruption of any kind. She hated going to hear the Symphony Orchestra because it was full of sax and violins.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 26, 2014
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 26, 2014
Not even in a love triangle?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 26, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 26, 2014
and NOT in the wind section after eating baked beans
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 26, 2014
all battles are won or lost
the only defeat I know, is at the bottom of my ankles
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 27, 2014
After I walked through some poison ivy, I knew the agony of de feet.
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