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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 23, 2014
When I was growing up, we were in such a poor neighborhood that the local French restaurant served orange sauce on duct tape.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 23, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 24, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 24, 2014
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
The bowler preferred to enter and exit his apartment via the fire escape because it was right down his alley.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
In the air duct installers union they have lots of opportunity to vent.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
French gendarmes don't use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
The rumour that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
The cheap eye surgeon was always cutting corneas.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 24, 2014
Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 24, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 24, 2014
I wear a car under my trousers - it's called hondapants
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 25, 2014
I lost all my money in the casino in Lost Wages.
This was not funny - but luckily it was only funny money.
So in the end it was only forfeit of counterfeit.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 25, 2014
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
Yogi had a whisky, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
To insure his own survival, Bugs was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 25, 2014
What do you call a duck that meets its future self? A Pairadux.
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