h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Campers need to have a positive in-tent.

Who was the most famous cat in all of ancient Greek drama?

Eddy Puss Rex

Eddy Puss Rex was treated for a residential complex in his palace

His job was to find a leopard as an on-the-spot reporter.

Who was the slowest of the ancient Greek philosophers? Aristurtle.

If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue. My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex.

Brontinus thought he had a bad chest cold

Blackbeard the Pirate put his treasure in a second-rate chest and buried it near Anchorage. Now, that was a bad chest cold.

Dolly Parton said chest a minute, what did you say ?

Hemlock is a special attachment on a sewing machine.

A plastic surgeon who specialises in breast implants is a front end manager.

The pirates buried their treasure in the twinkling of an aye.

Sharks argue that eating other sea creatures is a victimless crime, because after doing so there is one victim less.

I knew a female, we were breast of friends and bosom buddies

What goes around the sea floor sucking up everything in its path?

A sharkuum cleaner.

If a priest is called a white collar worker, then a nun would be a creature of habit.

An aquatic animal escaped from the zoo. It's name was Lucille.

it must have been quackers

I expected the viaduct to have a very low ceiling, so I stooped as I went through it. Afterwards they wondered viaduct.

I bought a viaduct, turned out it was a bad oneit was flooded, it was a "con"duct