h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

twas finking vat one could do tis ting for de post, say in a poem or summit

hay! that's snot a bad eye deer

Who you callin' dear?

well, your certainly not cheep

ale putt hit down as an hover site

My father got a new golf iron for his birthday, and now he can't putt it down.

does he play on a flat green now ?


when I come in to big money,I'll have to orange to visit ewe

I wanted to get a big Monet, but mu wall was too small.

garret teach you to get a bigger romm

or it could be "room"even

( had a big enough wall, but it went AWOL.

mmmm! small room toilet -a deposit and month's rent in advance eh!

I think that would be money down the drain.

wonder if you could sewer them four loss of earnings ?

They would just put my money in a sinking fund.

Stinking fun?

just sty your ground Van, aroma'ring about and Yule miss hall the fun

The place meets my approofal. It's really adoorable.
Very s-tile-ish.

just remember to fix the roof, hope and hair ain't no good when reigning

Fixing roofs (rooves?) always makes me feel board.

Dont vou ray, it will auger well. As long as you don't fall in. Attention!