h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the Proverial Tribe whose original King came to an untimely end. As his royal hut was small the throne was hoist into the roof when not in use.

Unfortuneately the rope was weak and broke and the King died as he was in the middle of the hut at the time.

From that time on the tribe adopted the 'Proverbial' title because those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

I think I've been throne for a loop by that last one.

hoe hoe hoe, no gardening today, it was reindeer

if you reign, dear, surely you have somebody gardening your igloo?

our queen reigns but I've never seen her wet, I once had a posh Ig, it was ignoble

At the Rock concert the Rolling Stones tribute band ate rock cakes and rocky road ice-cream during the interval washed down with Stone's ginger ale.

And at every start of the concert they would greet the crowd with "Rock on Tommy" and this always fell on stoney ground as no-one in the audience knew who they were talking about. It was explained later to their fans that this was their band's imaginary friend who attended all their concerts.

I liked stone and bun music when it first came out.

I bought a music script and sent it back because there was a rip in it

You need to be careful to spell music right. If you leave off the first letter, it makes you sick.

there is a thread on a klingon opera. it made mesic

Today is a good day to diva!!!!

I dyed once, but the shirt didn't come out right

Did the shirt fit? Was it fit to be dyed? Or tie-dyed?

i witnessed the latest storm in a cup and bought the shirt.

it was dyed earl grey

Don't drink the too fast, or you may start to hic-cup.

don't worry. i'll off with this party - er, i mean club - before that happens

At my holiday hotel I had a bird's eye view of the Bird Rock as I was nibbling on my seaside stick of rock.

I was with a birdwatching group called 'Birds of a feather flock together', and we had to get up early in the morning as early birds will be able to watch and listen to the dawn chorus.

I d off with an iron and got banned from the golf club for not using the correct equipment, the ironing board didn't mark the green much

Did that add to your sense of irony?

it took me a fairway of course