h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if butterflies, would margarine come down. Oh lardy lardy! what shall we do

bee that as it may, i still knead a butter cup and flower in order to make bread for my honey

I used to make bread, but now I'm retired. I can sleep as late as I want, and ryes whenever I feel like it.

rising to the occasion, dough!

I like to bake a long, slender loaf of French bread for a baseball player who uses it as a bat. Batter up!

the cook spoilt the curry, that was bad korma

That was a very curryous-tasting meal .

it took sages to make

Your gingerbread never ceases to a-mace.

what did you expect? there is maize flour in it

Homer says dough!

Basset Hounds favourite Elvis Presley hit is "You're nothing but a hound dog".

Dogs can be very dogmatic on the way they prepare their dogberries as well as they they pick them. They put into a dog cart where they use the dogberries to make jam with and then sell them to the dog spectators at the prize dog fighting competition.

dough we really knead our daily bread? the p-rice of potatoes past-a n all time low today, so i'll save my dough and not buy any bread today

Have you really bean checking prices that carefully?

Shopkeeper, I'll have a pint o' beans, and I'm not kidney ya.

a pint o' beans will be de-liver-ed shortly, my good man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpIY0KtK8cs

pizza the actionour style

Pizza nice guy, but Tony Riga knows how to use his noodle.

When visiting the Cheddar Gorge in my very best dress made from cheesecloth, I gorged myself on a variety of cheddar cheeses and met the big cheese who was running the cheesemaking factory, and got cheesed off as I was taking my time sampling as many of varieties of cheese on display.

Too many questions, never enough answers....

Was there cheese in the Garden of Edam?

Hamlet was in the cheese store, and couldn't make up his mind about how much to buy. Two brie, or not two brie?

If Emile Zola married the Medusa, would their daughter be called Gorgonzola?

The Swiss don't do things for no reason, so what do they put in the holes in their cheese?

Is limburger cheese aged in trees?

you are truly ing that y joke, aren't you?