h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i put boots in my trunk and trunks in my boot - and now i can't remember where i put either

think about the poor elephant

do crows call car! car! car!

It's been tool long since I saw one of those.

are they close or safari apark

When I need one, I borrow it from Glenn Close.

she''s a clever actress, she turned in to a side street

That's fine, as long as her car didn't turn into a wall.

I was a bridge once, but I didn't know what came over me

Maybe Walter was under you. He's been very troubled lately, so you were the bridge over troubled Walter.

nice one


I needed bypass surgery in a roundabout way

holy mcadam! will they operate on you with that fork in the road?

They'll probably follow the path of least resistance.

It is hard to keep track when it doesn't belong to you.

I had a slight camber, but list'll go away soon

Did you gutter something?

Anyway - 'Bridle Ways' don't lead to the 'Bridal Suite' which isn't just for whorsey people.

sign on door of hospital sample testing department - "no waiting urine you're out"

the white zone is for loading and unloading only

the east zone is for loathing and loathing only

Fred who lived in a flat near Threadneedle Street was at his computer threading a needle to start cross stitching on a sampler as part of his needlework course and then when finishing would go on the computer to share his experiences with other needleworkers.

He was a member of an online needlework forum where he posted his comments on the conversation threads about the problems he had doing the herringbone stitch and some times he would end up in stitches laughing at other people's needlework jokes and puns posted on the needlework joke thread.

The best place for a mine is a loding zone.

I used a zone once and the operator couldn't understand me