h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it may nut be what it looks like

chest a minute I'll go lock

It was a piece of cake setting up my cake stall at the Chelsea market and the iced cakes were selling like hot cakes along with the chelsea buns and the icing on the cake was when several poeple came and praised me for my products and I even got mentioned in the local newspaper.

So it was my birthday. I had a big party, and my friend made me a birthday cake. He brought it out, and it was a savoury cake. It had a doughy base, with cheese and all sorts of other toppings sprinkled on top. I said "That must have taken a lot of effort to make."
And he said "No, it was a pizza cake."

Maybe you should start pecan them up.

[My last post was in reference to post 4080]

I'm not pecan, I'm not that nosey

Well, you butternut peek when I change.

you'd batter nut change so much we won't recognize you

I'm going out in a shell suit, I know! crackers in this weather

is your shell suit so tight it shows your mussels?

I shell nut be influenced by that.

a bloke fell in to a vat of hothis work collogues shouted "Billy! don't be an aero"

I buy all my wal-nuts at Wal-Mart.

did you know you can fall down an hole, but you can't fall down an half

a far eastern gentleman is waiting for better news, Ho Ping

is he the brother of the minister for sports, Do Ping?

that's his cousin King Ping

Ting Ling had hoped to be a writer, but the economy was so bad she could only get a job as an Avon lady.

her sister Bling Bling was into jewelry

the rodent catcher was there as well - Mi Seenie