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[Lizzy] as long as that's all sorted

[N'kai] I have... a feeling... a sence of molevolent evil is drawing near...
*looks down at Lampwick*
Could you stand a little further away from me please?

One word of warning: My homepage cannot be read in Goo anymore, but I've got a link that makes it Alabaster for you. Just so you know.

*shields eyes from alabaster glare*
why can't it be read in goo?

Colour clash. I think blue text is more gentle on the eye... the problem is it is the exact colour of Goo... I've put a link on so you can fix it...

wow, i see!

Anyway, back to the plot...

[N'kai] Thankyou Lampwick, but the feeling is still with me... I haven't felt this way in a long time... It... It...

it sounds like your about to confess your undying love for him

Quiet, you. This isn't an MST.


[Lampwick] Hmm .....

[Ribald leads them around to behind where an ambush lay in wait. Due to his complete incompetence, the warrior has given the party the advantage of surprise that they otherwise would have had the disadvantage of. Lampwick does his best to get out of the way.]

[lizzy] *slowly draws sword*

*Draws his sword rather more quickly, gaining three more kills. Spots something glittering in a corner.*
[N'kai] Ah... now /that/ is far more interesting...

[Ribald] Crush! Kill! Destroy!

[N'kai] Yes... you do that...
*Absent mindedly picks up a blade from a corpse and swings it, decapitating an enemy captain.*
[N'kai] Hmm... Imperial iron... Vulcanian no doubt...

[lizzy] *swings sword round* whhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*lops off several heads*

[Lamwick leans against the pile of stuff he traditionally carries around for the party. A group of Orcs approaches from the passage through which the heroes arrive.]

[Orc] Excuse me, but may we outflank these heroes from behind?

[Lampwick] Knock yourselves out.

[Orc] Righto.

[The orcs approach the fray and violently hit themselves over the head.]

[Lampwick] Works every time.

*Looks up startled*
[N'kai] /He/ thought of that!?
*Storms over to Lampwick and lifts him up angrily by the collar.*
[N'kai] Okay! Who are you? And what did you do with the real Lampwick!?

I have to do it here, becaue N'kai was, sadly, born without a personality...

Thankyou.

no worries