h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i'm here!


(lizzy) erm, i think so *rumages* yup! got it!

[Ribald] Great! Then ... uh, use it or something!

(lizzy) erm.....how?

[Ribald] How should /I/ know?? Hit stuff with it!

(lizzy) ok, i'll give it a bash (oooooooooooooh dear ) *advances on monsters*

What monsters? You're in the fortress. Are you going back to the courtyard to the monsters that seem unwilling to enter the fortress? Or deeper into the fortress, where the monks met their invisible fate?

Yeah! I said "stuff", not "monsters"!

ok, ok, i'm sorry! *hides under onslaught*


{lizzy} *walks deeper into the fortress*

A sudden invisible force sweeps Lizzy off her feet, as it did the monks, and against a wall. However, the Hammer seems nearly unaffected by the mysterious force, and her fall isn't lethal (as was the monks'). It just hurts. A lot.


Remember the invisible force?

Btw, I'd think any spot near Onslaught would be a bad place to hide, but I could be wrong.

what happens now?

Whatever you want your character to do... Just keep playing; try to either get past the force or destroy it or cancel it out or whatever you can think of.

Dum-de-dum... *taps foot*

*A shadowy figure drifts across the passage, he moves through the wall and hovers above the hammer for a moment, then flees through the wall before anyone can get a good look at him...*

I like ice cream.

Is this over or what? Where's the ending? Where's the giant super-villan? What's gonna' happen to the Hammer? I want a refund!

*hands on hips*
right then, where was this thread hiding?
i havn't been here for so long
inspiration anyone?

Well, I think Ghostwalker turned up a moment ago, and you have the Hammer so... is that enough to finish the quest? Can we get Kramer involved?

drat, i've forgotten what i'm actually sposed to be doing with it?