h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[lizzy] ooooh dear do you have to fight you two?

[N'kai] Well, I won't get paid until this is over... shall we?
*Heads down a corridor, but stops short*
hmm... there seems to be something here...
*throws a rock into the invisible force-wall, which is fired back at great speed, leaving a dent in the far wall.*
...
Difficult, certainly...

[lizzy] hmmmmmmmm, is there any way of turning it off or negating it?

[Lampwick holds up a sign saying "Hammer" but nobody pays any attention to him. He's the Henchman, after all.]

*actually pays attention to Lampwick for once*

[lizzy] what a great idea!

*hits invisible wall with Hammer*

*it shatters*

onwards!

[Ribald] Cool! Let's go!

[N'kai] Wonderful.

[Ribald enters the room, followed by Lampwick.]

[lizzy] *follows*



thanks

[N'kai] Hmm... interesting place... good for ambush...
*Readies his sword and shield*

[lizzy] ambush? for who?

[Ribald] For someone, I dunno.

[lizzy] i hope not us!

[N'kai] Judging by the structure, I'd say we should be ambushed just as soon as we pass halfway through the room...

[Ribald] [brandishing a broad sword and a broader grin] Well then BRING IT ON!

[N'kai] GOBLINS!!! Fight or Fly!
*Cleaves one open as it crawls, Lord Of The Rings style, down one of the pillars. He slits the throat of another with the sharpened blade-rim of his shield, while decapitating a third.*
Hah! Pathetic!

[lizzy] heeeheeeee! *slashes at goblins*

*N'kai storms his way into the enemy forces, killing one, two... five... ten...*

[Squall] [as N'kai] There's three of us and three hundred of them!

[Roll] [as Lizzy] That makes the odds 100 to 1! I'm upset about that!

[Link] [as Wraith] Me too! Combat should never be this easy!

[Squall and Roll] [as above, respectively] Yeah!

Hmm... Did you mean to do that, or did you forget that Wraith isn't involved in this Quest. Also, you're not MSTing this Quest!

[N'kai] Retched Orc-Spawn! Give me your champions! Bring me worthy prey!