h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*his voice is heard over the tannoy again...*

Hell, I hadn't thought of that!
Thanks Affy!

*fiddles with a few buttons on the 'station, and the shield glimers for a moment, then settles down again...*

No problem, C. You know, one of these days CLI and your stations should get together and swap info. Meanwhile, just because that bomb is the life of the forum, and if we don't refer to it more the conversation may die...

*Pulls out his snowzar, sets it to the day after the election ends, and fires at the bomb. Because the shield isn't protecting the bomb, the blast manages to get through and cover the bomb in a thick layer of ice*

There! That was fun. Anyone up for a game of Frisbee?

Sure, Affy.

*Catches Frisbee from Affy. Motions Affy to run in the opposite direction*

Go for a long bomb!

Why doesn't this stupid machine work properly??? I hate it, I want a better computer!!! I'll get my shovel and kill this thing!!!

*tries to calm down*
*doesn't succee*
*starts shoveling*

*drags M away*

It's not good to kill anyone in these elections, you know... People get upset... Come on, let's just join the frisbee game...

Let's kill the frisbee!

Besides, killing people is fun, but I'm not for it.

*catches the frisbee which is about to hit her and throws it back to GL*

No, let's not kill the frisbee either...

Let's kill someone else then! And push BUTTONS!!! All kinds of buttons!!! Kill with the buttons!

[in M's head]what the heck am i doing? why does my head feel so haevy? *shakes her hed* *doesn't help* *finally realizes what's happening* OH MY VADER! Friget's trying to take over me! Must fight! [not anymore in M's head]

*breath* *squeezing noices* Kill! *honest look*

Excuse us for a moment, will you...

*leads M outside the earshot*

M, are you there??

Yes, I am. In one quarter of me. Right behind Friget, take a left turn after Arnold and I'm sitting there with Darth drinking tea. This happens when your training isn't the best. Sorry, all you guys! I think I could vote for Masque. Bloody Arnold! Shut up! M isn't voting for anyone.

*heavy breathing*

[LOL!!! ]

ok, let's get back then... Just try to keep them in control...

*Catches frisbee behind back and hurls it back towards Alien and M. Pretends not to hear any of the references to killing.*

*catches frisbee and throws it back again, not really succeeding with the aim*

*to GL* She's harmless now...

Now, who was it I sold that personality suppressing potion to again?

I think it was- *remembers that she's trying to hide she was dealing with him and shuts up*

I don't think she'd want those personalities suppressed...

*KL steps out from behind the shielded statue*

I like how this is turning out. Lot's of people around for the big boom.

*A frisbee hits him in the head, bounces off, and lands in GL's hands. KL turns to a chameleon on the ground*


Did you see who did that?

Sorry, KL, I think that's probably my fault. Now, stop harrasing the passing fauna.

[sea] it was me, red. and i supressed that personality quite well, but now my twin's back and i'm worse off now...

*suddenly sea jumps and screams*

[sea] evillene! don't DO that!

*evillene laughs evilly*

Evillene, don't go around scaring the life out of my agents. I can't see you directly, but I can smell you, hear your heartbeat, and I can see a dim infra-red outline of you. Just so you know.

*Grins a toothy grin, then turns back to conversing with the chameleon*

You know, I used to have an underling code named Chameleon. Back in my days in the movies. Mind if I take you home and biologically enhance your capabilities? I wouldnt mind having a chameleon guard-dog.

*The chameleon shrugs. KL picks it up, placs it in a pouch on his belt, and mutters something under his breath. He vanishes from sight*

Am I? I suppose so then, if Alien says so... Must obey!

I'm okay now... I have to go to sauna.

Someone said it's illegal to say "Let's kill!" in Internet, so I won't say it anymore... *grin*