h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Illegal? Who said that?? Let's kill h- I mean... Nevermind...

*Comes back*

Perhaps you misheard someone, M. Several people have been currently saying that it breaks the law of *CONTINUITY* to kill someone, such as with the recent attempt on the Celery's life.

However, I *can* say this: let's make him deaded! Hey, that doesn't sound as bad as I thought it would...

*Affy checks his watch*

Oh, look at that! The results of the voting will be released any moment now! Well, we certainly can't have this thing going off, can we?

*Thinks for a moment, looking at all of the present STUMPED members*

Okay, guys. Sorry to ruin your fun, but I can't let you make h2g2 go boom.

*Pushes a button on his watch, and the ground under the statue falls away from under it. Thanks to the distance it has travelled by the time the meter registers that it's being moved, and The Big C's shield protecting the rest of h2g2, the nuke harmlessly blows up a mile away*

Sorry, guys. But check the continuity: this is possible.

You may have been a little premature there, Affy, since they aren't officially announcing the results until NEXT week's Post. But that's okay - at least the threat is gone now.

*wonders if the STUMPED crew will realize what actually happened in post 64. Ponders how the title for this thread has suddenly become significant again.*

You could have at least waited til I'd aknowledged my loss. I was going to give this whole big speech, and at the end set the timer -- which was going to start and count down from 30 posts, giving you plenty of time to disarm it in James Bond fashion. But no, you had to get all fancy and ruin my fun. Just for that, I bite my thumb at you!

~Bites his thumb at the superheroes and disappears~

You could have at least waited til I'd aknowledged my loss. I was going to give this whole big speech, and at the end set the timer -- which was going to start and count down from 30 posts, giving you plenty of time to disarm it in James Bond fashion. But no, you had to get all fancy and ruin my fun. Just for that, I bite my thumb at you!

~Bites his thumb at the superheroes and disappears~

*Wheels in a complicated looking contraption. Pushes a button on the contraption and several solar panels open up. Soon a low hum can be heard coming from the contraption. GL pushes another button. A wavery image of Red's statue appears over the hole in the ground. The image grows sharper and after a few minutes looks exactly like the original statue.*

There ya go, Red. It's only a hologram, but it should still serve for your speech. We'll all pretend it is real and will fake our panic when you set the timer going.

Red, I'm really, really sorry. I just got carried away, that's all. If you like, I can make a brand-new bomb/statue for you. Then you can give the speech, etc. I'd be interested in hearing the speech, anyway.

*Sorry, my fault. Just imagine that Afgncaap5 posted that*

It's legal to ki-... I mean say "Let's kill *someone*!" (or Let's make him/her deaded!).

But we all have to remember that there's one person no one is allowed to threat saying to kill him. That is mighty 27-year-old Arnold McDonald. ALIEN!!! You'd better notice this!!! Arnold is not going in first without his elephantgun (which is - surprisingly - out of ammoes). Say it to all the crazy people playing on Saturday! Please. *gives the cute puppy-look* Darn. I don't have brown eyes!

Btw, we have a mouse in our house. <- It's a poem!

*Glances at M*

He's like Happy's reverse, but toned down several billion degrees.

Thank you for explaining. I had been wondering if he was a Turing test.

He's a she, actually...

Excuse me.

She is not a Turing test.

Well, M may be she, but Happydude is he. From what I've seen, Happy is one of the more annoying members of STUMPED.

*Loathes the day he has to meet Happy in battle*

That battle will be very happy one, right?

What if I also start annoying you... Maybe not, I'm not evil person.

"The-One-Whose-Name-I've-Forgotten" is she, Friget is she and Arnold is he and I'm she. Maria's she, too.

"She", what a stupid word.

If there's ever a politically correct universal language (but don't get your hopes up. No one's taking the initiative), 'she' and 'he' will be replaced with other pronouns. Of course, that's only my opinion, but you never know...

[sea] ha. the world will never be PC while i'm around!!!!!

*sea laughs evilly*

[evillene] cut it out, sea. it wasn't that funny.

If I ever conquer the world, I'll outlaw jokes like that.

I'm not a Turing test... What IS Turing test? Or am I one? Or is it someone else?

Thy shall not outlaw jokes like sea's, because then I'm not able to fool myself with the idea of being funny. Too cruel for me. Don't do that! *gives the puppy-look* Darn. I still don't got the BROWN eyes. I'll find Alien and steal hers.

I hate mice.