h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sits up slowly rubbing head.*

*smiles at Lady Pennywhistle in non-threatening manner *

*Looks at mouse juggler *

*doubles checks posting for typos considering Lady P's nick.*

'looks shocked' as i realise i'm in the wrong room...that the hairdressers is next door...'sneaks out un-noticed'

Pops head round the door whilst on the way to deliver a box of dark chocolates to a lady at the top of a storm lashed cliff.

Notices with relief that the crusty telly has been removed.

Notices also that folks are communicating much more betterer since the telly got vommed.

Considers starting a charitable organisation to improve love, harmony and communication in the world by having volunteers enter people's houses and vomit on their televisions.

Does all this whilst execiting a triple oscillation with auxiliary wobble with his eyebrows.

Realises that he's ready for his black belt exam in eye-brow-do.

*Wakes up with her cheek still on *
*Looks around, notices with relief the tv is gone*

*sees the last twitches from Diagnostics eyebrows *

*suddenly realises she smells marshmellows and feels how hungry she is*
*peels paper from cheek and checks in little mirror to see if the picture from is now on her cheek*
*it is*

*sits near the fire, at the marshmellow-toasting people*

*grins back, puts another marshmallow on her stick and continues toasting*

*gets a marshmallow and puts it on a stick for roasting*

*realises the marshmallows might belong to someone else and looks around apologetically*

*gestures to the bag of marshmallows, which is free for all*

*gives Unc a and starts roasting another marshmallow*

*Awakened by the scent of Mountain Dew, makes an eye-achingly acrobatic exit of the hammock, flies through the circle of mysteriously airborne mice, slides across the table on back while snatching two cans of Dew, a brownie, six marshmallows, and some chocolate, and lands standing casually against the far wall sipping Dew reflectively.*

*Stands in such a way as to indicate that what just happened was in no way extraordinary, and smiles politely at those who are staring with open mouths.*

*Wonders where food came from, decides that the food might disappear if its source is questioned, shrugs, continues with drink.*

*Feeling ready for a new challenge, nods at Flossie. The leaps majestically to take her place in the juggling*

.........................Eeeek!


.............Eeeek!..................Baaaa!


...............Eeeek!..............Eeeek!


.........................Eeeek!


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*Smiles again. With a toss of hair, encourages admiration of Flossie's professionalism*

*impressed*

**

Reflects upon the fact (yes, a fact!) that two eyebrows just aren't enough to express how impressed he is.

Wonders whether he should form a Synchronised Eyebrow Team to do justice to this and future Great Events.

Raises a quizzical eyebrow at the room, indicating silently but eloquently that he needs volunteers...

Comes back in with a good stock of crumpets & some more toasting forks. Offers crumpets to other room occupants with a smile. Apologetically inserts self between the marshmallow toasters & sets about toasting a crumpet.

Quietly opens door, and peers around it, with a look of faint apprehension.

Beams with relief to see the fire has not been allowed to go out, the paramedicas have left, and that Teasswill is looking awake and alert.

Looks amazed that there are still some marshmallows left...

Looks impressed at the juggling, smiles at the familiar faces (and eyebrows), motions to join the group at the fire,

Opens shopping bag to reveal hot cross buns, and one of those Aga toasting devices..
Raises eyebrows

*Pops back inside the room. Notices that just about everything is the same as when he left it, and wonders when the TV disappeared and how Mr. X can play video games when it's gone.*
*Sits down at the table and begins to do a crossword.*
*Realizes that he sucks at crosswords.*
*Attempts anyway.*
*Tries to think of a seven-letter word meaning "coagulate".*

*expresses excitment at the arrival of buns *

*Thinks...thinks..."coagulate"...*

*BUNS??!!! *

*Brings in a new T.V. and turns it on. Very Loudly.*
*Turns up the volume and turns to G4, irregardless of what everyone else wants to watch.*

*Starts humming tunes from videogames.*