h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Finishes flagon, gets up, stretches, smiles and yawns. Checks watch, waves to all present, and quietly leaves.

*Mutes sound on TV and begins playing Video Games.*

'casually strolls in' finds a comfy chair, plumps up cushion and sits...pulls a bar of chocolate covered marzipan from and admires it, before opening and sniffing the delicious aroma of dark chocolate.....

Starts to quietly tidy up,

picking up beer cans (to be recycled later),

empty glasses, to be used next time,

abandoned shawls and PYRMD clues,

Checks on the breathing of all those in recovery position,

Then heads out to the stretch limo, which is waiting to carry her off to..................


Milliways anyone?

See you there

*Peers out from under table*

*Shakes head*

*Pulls mobile phone from sporran and calls emergency looney squad.*

*Attempts to explain in mime that he is in a room full of alcoholic loonies, and that a doctor is urgently required.*

*Wishes sadly that he'd bought a video mobile*

dashes back in, yet again accompanied by cherry blossom,

points silently to video phone,
shakes hands with paramedics who arrived shortly before me..

Tries to mime:

what has happened, has, but what you do now will affect what did, which in turn will influence the past (also).

fails miserably, but at least gets a decent aerobic work out......

ellipses, ellipses, ellipses

*sharpens claymore*

tsssssk tssssssk tsssssssk

Returns to room after 24 hours away on a secret mission.

Astonished at the level of muscular development on people's foreheads due to excessive eyebrow oscillation. Understands the Klingon Fizzog at last.

Delightedly notices the beer.

Glug

*Fishes five out of his pockets. Begins juggling with them*

......................Eeeek!


.............Eeeek!.............Eeeek!


...............Eeeek!..........Eeeek!


.........................


*Smiles at all present to indicate that the mice are enjoying themselves enormously*

*wakes up to the sound of squeeking*

*looks puzzledly at the airbourne mice*

*wakes up and is shocked to find 93 new posts in the backlog*

*reads all the backlog to see what she's missed*

*eyes curiously all the new people she doesn't know, and that seem to be having a pretty good time*

*attempts to mime are looking for a good time ? from beneath the table*

*give up and winks broadly *

*looks quizzically at the person under the table that kinda looks like he's having a seizure*

*collapses dramtically in hope she'll try kiss of life.*

*checks McKay's pulse and sees he's alive*

*shrugs*

*Sits up suddenly and crashes head into underside of table.*

*collapses again*

*gets a little concerned about the unconscious guy that seems to like her*

*wonders if she should get the medics*