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"People you should never trust" game

Post 61

Dr. Megabite

Never trust someone with three L's in their name! smiley - nahnahsmiley - run


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Post 62

Nick_Em (not_him)

Never trust a politician

Never trust your senses


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Post 63

Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday..

especially during the syzygies smiley - winkeye


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Post 64

AFGNCAAP (or, by popular demand, Afgahn Cap")

Syzgies?!?!

*Feeling ignorant, ashamedly looks us Syzgies in dictionary.*

Ah yes, of course you are referring to the combination of two feet in one metre (?), the insturmentation of the Yoke, especially in oxen, either the conjunction or opposition of two heavenly bodies, or both, or the union of two joints of a crinoid (???!?).

I'm sure you do not have a dirty mind and are referring to the other meaning.


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Post 65

The Groob

Never trust women who like poodles. Or small dogs.


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Post 66

broe jr-braiiiiiiiiinnnnssss

Never trust poodles who adore tiny wemen!


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Post 67

Uncle Ghengis

Personnaly, I never trust extra-terrestrial aliens for two important reasons:

1) You don't know where they've been.
2) They taste funny.


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Post 68

Dr. Megabite

Never trust Uncles who try to steal your nose.


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Post 69

AFGNCAAP (or, by popular demand, Afgahn Cap")

Never trust uncles who SUCCEED in stealing your nose.


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Post 70

broe jr-braiiiiiiiiinnnnssss

Never trust anyone who succeds at stealing any human apendage, I shoud suspect.


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Post 71

Existential Elevator

Never trust a lurker

Also: never trust a man who uses false html coding in apparently normal conversation.


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Post 72

Uncle Ghengis

no no!


You *can* and *should* trust people who use false html (or any other markup language or pseudocode or even real code in the course of a conversation.

Geeks are good & trustworthy people.



The only corollary to this is that according to the traditional warning:

"Beware of Geeks bearing gifts"

(oh, no, that's GREEKS isn't it? And it's because of the Trojan War.
I guess the Trojans are still a bit miffed about the old 'wooden horse' trick... Some people just can't take a joke, can they!?)



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Post 73

Uncle Ghengis

Damn. I missed a clkosing bracket off.

)

That's better.


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Post 74

Existential Elevator

I'm suprised the debug mode didn't alert you...smiley - geek


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Post 75

Uncle Ghengis

I was in 'stealth mode' not 'debug mode'...


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Post 76

Existential Elevator

*nods in understanding*

...never trust a person who only pretends to understand smiley - winkeye


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Post 77

Mag Ratte

Never trust a gas company which says it's positively the last price increase you will see for some time smiley - grr


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Post 78

The Groob

Never trust a boss who welcomes you to the company with "Welcome aboard!"


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Post 79

Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday..

Never trust anyone who says he has a naturally high level of testosteronesmiley - winkeye


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Post 80

Lucky Llareggub - no more cannibals in our village, we ate the last one yesterday..

especially if he's riding a bikesmiley - wah


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