h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO TYPES IN CAPS

Why do you trust people anyway?

Never trust people who own guns

Never trust a football umpire to make the right decision

Never trust someone who changes the subject header.

Never trust someone who sees themself as a 'false' idol (or idle if it were me).

Never trust anyone who regularly says "I'm mad, me!" but can produce no documentary proof.


Geggs

IM A BIT OF A NUTTER!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Never trust a person who doesn't trust anybody.

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Never trust a person with a large beard

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Never trust girls who pop at the strangest of times

Never trust men who wear clogs with evening suits.

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Never trust a woman who wears a camel around her neck.

Never trust anyone in a suit who's under the age of fifty.

Never trust anyone who drives a BMW.

(Hmmm. I think some of my prejudices are coming out now...)

Never trust a plastic surgeon who likes Picasso.

Hello Dr. Megabite! Never trust someone who says "You can trust me, I'm a doctor

Never trust someone who welcomes and insults someone in the same post.
Great to see you again, Lucky. Lucky is a twerp, aren't they?



Also,

Never trust a hypocrite.