h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I call this as a violation of the Internet Code of Conduct, MDCCCLII, Section IX, Sub-Section (iii), "On the Prohibition of the Use of Break-Lines to Create an Effect of Scrolling Such That Others Require a Scroll Wheel in Order to Not Be Severely Inconvenienced".

I also seem to have violated the Social Code of Conduct, CDII (B.C.), Section XVI, Sub-Section (mmmlii), "On the Prohibition of the Unnecessary Use of Codes of Conduct in Fora of Topics of a Casual or Informal Nature".

Wait, there was an internet in MDCCCLII???

Personally, I don't think we can trust such things.

Never trust people who forget what they are about to post.

Never trust a person who likes to pretend that they're a ferret.

Never trust a guy with a smile like a tyrannosaurus wielding a knife and fork.

Never trust a tyrannosaurus!

Especially if he's wielding a knife and fork, the dude's clearly far too smart.

Never trust a raptor on a hoverboard.

's true that is, I once lent my hoverboard to a Raptor and he ate it.

Yeah. Could be the same one that ran off with my sister.

(It's ok, it spat her back out)

Clearly we've stumbled across something here -

Never trust a Carnivorous Dinosaur

Agreed. The hoverboard wasn't really the issue - those things can run pretty fast as it is.

As an aside - never trust someone who fraudulently claims to have had a sister (whether or not they claim the alledged sister to have been snatched or conumed by a carnivorour dinosaur or other top predator.)

Do not trust a man wearing a bow tie unless it has a motor at the back to make it go round and round.

Do not trust anyone with a slight 'black outline' - they may be a cartoon character - and therefore very unpredictable.

a Thatcher

Why? Have you got a leaky roof that was fixed in a substandard way?

Oh. Um, yes. I see.

We used to have a thatcher up at the top but it didn't work out, and now we're deep in the brown stuff,

Interesting that the MPs are in hot water over (relatively small sums of money.) When of course it's the billions that are watsed elsewhere that really matter.

But if you can't trust them in the small(er) things...

Never trust a woman who smiles inanely all the time