h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never trust ANYONE who phases in and out... It's just disturbing and you can never tell if they are listening in on your gossip

Never trust ANYONE

Never trust yourself not to trust anyone!

That's such a good one NEVER TRUST YOURSELF, esp. when judging others! Give that reasearcher a or two.

Jab

It#s an angle... A little bleak though, I feel....

How about don't trust yourself, don't rely on your own judgement, too much too often. Is that a better one for you Rob?



Jab

I prefer: Trust yourself for as long as you remember to reassess... And never assume you're right without double checking

Never trust anyone who describes himself as 'zany'...

Never trust someone whose eyebrows are a different colour from their hair.

Never trust someone who knows the value of pi to more than three places.

Isn`t it something like 3.47579?

No.

Phew.

3.1415926535897932384626433832795

7?

Never trust a man with a monkey and a wind up organ.

Never trust anyone that hides in the wardrobe.

Never trust anyone who always look down on you.

What? You mean tall people?

(Or did you mean it figuratively?)

Or perhaps just suggesting that all short people should be suspicious?