h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, you're not everybody, and I'm not about to broadcast this very neat trick over the whole of h2g2 now am I...

*starts to whisper in Hannah's ear*

(Peet observes one of the monkeys in the ducts lip-reading intently...)

Wow, this trick is great.

*tries, but unfortunately the drink doesn't appear in her hand, but over Peet's head*

I'm so sorry!!!!

(Peet licks his face in a vaguely disconcerting manner, while idly wondering where the monkeys got all those Banana Daquiris from...)

That's OK - it could have been worse... It could have been in a glass!

I think I'll better try while being alone somewhere.
Is it a good drink, at least?

It's all right, if you happen to like tea and vodka...

Why not?
I can try something else if you want me to?!
Next try:
*and the drink appears in...her hand!!!!!!It is not exactly the drink she wanted, but anyway...*
So, if I manage to let the right drink appear, everything's alright.
*incredibly proud*

*walks in from the labs*
Hey Hannah, or E for that matter, can I get a drink too? The discussion in the lab is making me thirsty
congrads to hannah for her new skill, Hm... where'd all of the Bananas go?

Just one second
*clicks her fingers and....yes, a drink appears in her hand!*
Here you are

*clicks his toes, andf a sandwich appears*
Neat!
Okey, maybe I won't reactivate the supernatural force repellant!
Sorry, I haven't been here in abit 'cus I've been called away for governmental business.
Oh, welcome to your new job Hannah! Hope you like working here!

I love my job, ecpecially that clicking fingers thing. Altough that toeclicking is pretty neat, too.
Can I get anyone anything to drink?
*clicks herself a drink*
Hmmm...

Ah, you can do it too! It is rather good...

(Peet notices all the monkeys breaking into a spate of finger-snapping, looking rather like hairy groupies at a Dean Martin concert, and starts to edge towards the door as a tsunami of banana daquiri rushes in from the other side of the hall...)

Well, it's been nice chatting to you....but I've got...(starts running)..to get back to...(voice fades in the distance...)

*clicks herself another drink, because a monkey stole the first one. Sits down at a pink chair and watches the monkeys and humans. And a few people, who don't seem to belong to monkeys or humans.*

*just watches, whilst idly working out the answer to the square root of -1*

*walks in*
Oh, funny looking i,
and if you don't like imaginary numbers, have a lot of fun, maybe the people in the lab can help, wait, there *are* no people, just crazy monkeys and the occasional passer by.

*rushes round the Hall trying to take care of all the things she's supposed to take care os, very very thankful that Hannah's helping her, then leaves a note on top of Engels' notepad, certain that everyone but him will find it whilst hoping someone else will tell him...*



Sorry everyone...I've been a little...erm...busy...OK...that & the fact that h2g2's being *really* slow...

I'll try & be around though...

Hannah! Glad you got the clicking you fingers ting down!

glad you're back, being the only finger clicking person is a lot of responsibility, almost too much for me!

I'm *very* sorry I left you by yourself...I really didn't mean too...

Can I click you a drink for a change?

*makes a mental note to un-teach the monkeys the finger-licking thing *

Finger *licking*. Woah, dodgy! Anyway, yes welcome back E! Dodn't hink you were away.