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Another catastrophe stopped then...

*refils the plate of cheesy biscuits & wonders why she doesn't have a little machine to do it for her......then she remembers that if she didn't refill the plate.....1/2 the time she'd have nothing to post.. *

Nah...you make some worthwhile comments sometimes...

*realises he's in trouble now...*

Mew!

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- Pr. C. Tonks

*...Notice to Everyone.*

Mew?

*Deep in the Primary Labs, where no one but Pr. C> Tonks can get into, a room fills with light.The main door slides open quickly, and a figure strolls in. He heads over to a control console, flicks a few switches, and more lights come on. He then walks over to a very large, round, thin object at the end of the room, and tugs off a giant sheet covering it. The ring underneath it turns itself on as the sheet is rolled up and thrown into a corner of the room by the figure, who proceeds back over to the control console. As he presses buttons and the ring begins to hum louder, he speaks out over the noise...*

Computer, set security systems on full. and that means full. Keep in constant contact with San Beta, and inform them of my departure. I will return in 3 days.

[Affirmative Sir. I will ensure that all will go to plan]

Good...

*The ring's humming is now very intense. The figure presses more buttons, touches a panel with his hand to verify orders, and places himself infront of the ring, a few metres back. He shouts out...*

D;C to D;Y2 !

*The eight protrusions lining the inner circle of the ring glow orange, and a beam is emitted by each into the centre.*

[Attention. Radupart emission in progress. Extreem caution advised.]

[Locking in Dimensional Matrix... done. Stitching...]

*The point where the eight beams meet begins to glow, and a field, literally a hole in the Dimensional Matrix, begins to get wider, expanding to the inner circle of the ring, where it stops.*

[Dimensional Matrix biPassed Sir. Fissure closure imminent. Please proceed immidiatly.]

*The figure, Pr. C. Tonks, walks up the the field, looks back at the lab, presses some buttons on his Watch, and steps through the Dimensional Fissure. It closes behind him, and the lights go out in the lab.*

*3 days later, the activation sequence for the DMbP starts again. As the completed portal to Dimension D;Y2 shimmers slightly, Pr. C. Tonks steps though it. He wares a grim face as he steps over to the control console and shuts it down again.*
*He looks back at the closing portal, and shakes his head, sighs, and then walks out of the lab...*


*A few seconds later, the portal opens without the correct sequence, and a small purple blob drips through, an indetectable field sheltering it even from the C.ompuT.er PrimLab Security...*

The Space Station BIg C has been moved!
We are now to be found at http://www.h2g2.com/A468155 !


- Pr. C. Tonks

Please do not post here any longer...