h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

did someone accuse me of serving raw burgers?!!!!!!!!!

no..never..

}I wanna Type 8 laser product!{

You can buy them downstairs, in the main Hall area...
Oh look! There's a croud over there! My goodness! The blue light's flashing!!
Sale everybody! Sale!!

Not as if I would go there...

[goes downstairs and buys the laser product]

*Runs and falls head over heels downstairs*
AHHHH!!!
*lands neatly next to an elderly lady and her daughter who, and manages to get up and find a place in line after the old lady beats him with her purse*

[Mew takes six GalArmy ships]

*Mew however doesn't, mainly because he isn't even in the appropriate Hangar thread (Welcome to the GalArmy), where Pr. C. Tonks would dispense the Ships. The Ships can't be taken out of the 'station without Pr. C. Tonks' approval*

*I mean they CAN'T! It is physically impossible because of the Hangar force-barrier that responds only the the main Computer, which in turn responds only to Pr. C. Tonks...*

You see Mew, the best place to get Ships is in the Hangars, not the Great Hall...

So, the hall's not really that great after all then...

*wonders briefly why exactly Engels was running*

Oh, you've got Half-Life an Counter-Strike haven't you Engels? You might want to help with the...

h2g2 Realisation Project
...at...
http://www.h2g2.com/A422128
...where we are creating Half-Life (and eventually C-S) multiplayer maps!

Mew!

Well, I'd best be off now...I'm off to San Beta for business for about a week...

Bye then!
My Computer wil take my place while I'm gone...

(oh, may I suggest you read my Disclaimer on my User Page?)

*runs off towards the nearest transport to the Hangars*

Hmmm...I have been dying to try them out though, My computer is too slow to run, but I too must flee for a while, moving into college and such. See you all in a few days, or maybe a week at most.

*Simply Vanishes, just because he can... *

I'll check that out when I get back though

Twee!

*The voice of the Space Station Computer is heard through the PA system of the entire 'station.*

[Attention all Space Station residence, employees and visitors. I am to announce that the owner of this vessel, Pr. C. Tonks, has left the Station for the week. He will return during the next Earth week. Until then, I am in full command of this vessel, and everyone is to comply with my instructions. Naturally, if everyone behaves in a normal fashion, no extra oders will have to be issued.]
[Thankyou. Have a nice day...]

}When one simply copies something from one forum to the next without proofreading anything, obvious errors must be anticipated.{

Nah...I don't think so....it's just a *very* big incentive for us all to behave so he doesn't fill the station with foul smelling things..

[It is possible for me to perform far greater taks.]

sure...but don't rub it in...

[It occurs to me, that you are being quite rude again, Eomando...]
[I meant it was possible for me to punish you all far greater than how you thought just now...]
[Naturally, if you all behave on this vessel, no new orders will be issued.]

sowwy...

i'll behave..and i'm sure everyone else will too.........