h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Mew installs an "opera" program in the computer]

*Disclaimer violated. Post ignored. Read the Space Station page! At the bottom!*
*Nothing was installed on the Computer, because it didn't have anything available to the public to install with. I am in control of it. So there!*

[Mew catches a virus, runs out of memory, and crashes]

*OK, so maybe Mew crashed and ran out of memory, but the Computer didn't...*

[wobbly] Mrrrrrrrrr...

*wonders into the Great Hall, through the lower public entrances...*
*the Space Station residence cause quite a cootion as he entered...*
Aw, they've missed me...
*takes the lift to the h2g2 area...*

Ah, hello everyone!
How's things been while I was away?
Oh, dear...Mew appears to have crashed...someone get him to the Rehab Wing...

Well, cheesy biscuits all round then!

}No, I'm all right.{

[flies around]

Mew!

Oh, good, well that's OK then...

*comes storming in after having left the GH for the Labs, and then having gone to his private quarters, and requested a special task of the Computer...*

God, help them!

*grabs a drink*

They brought it upon themselves!

The Secondary Labs are CLOSED!!!!

I warned them...but no! I overheard Njan make one of his effing comments...so I evaquated them, and had the labs shut down!!



I don't know why I gave them the opportunity to work with me...they abused their rights, and they've brought the whole system down!
I'm warning you same people: If you do that again, I will have the h2g2-exclusive area of the Great Hall Closed, access to the Observatory barred to all from h2g2, and the Hangars sealed off as well! If this misuse of your rights goes on, you will all be banned!

[gives BigC some M&M's]

Anything who even makes the slightest comment that might get the Great Hall closed will feel this authentic, replicated broom on a part of their body that won't let them sit down for at least a week..

}Oopsy.{

So, as the only remaining member of the 'former' secodary labs left, I say we have some cheesy biscuits to try and cheer everyone up

Yes...odd...both Njan and Krans see to have left...well, they spent all their tie in the Labs anyway...
I didn't ban them from the Space Station, I just shut down the Labs...

Hmmm...
*ponders briefly on something from yesterday...*
I got a couple of essages to my business Inbox in my office yesterday. Something from soe sort of Federation or something. Know who they are?
They talked incessantly about something called the Space Station BigC, and a C.ompute.R, but I don't know anything about those things...

*RL:*
Fools, trying to write formal letters about being shut out of the Labs...Couldn't even get the name of the 'station right!
I'm, in the office at Work Experience right now, but when I get home, I'll post their foolish jokes here...
*...RL.*

*uncovers another plateful of cheesy biscuits & offers them around*

Thanks E!!

*takes a few*
so does this mean that I'm an unemployed scientist? Wait, do I get to collect unemployment? I'll live just like the rest of the American population

..and if you got bored doing nothing all day..you could help me.erm...eat the excess cheesy biscuits..

*RL:*
Ok people, I'd just like to say that Njan and Krans have *really* slipped up this time!
I don't want to be evil or anything, just...

Well...they now started writting emails to me in RL about VR! THat is one of the worst things to ever do! Never take VR out of h2g2, as it always goes wrong.

Anyway, I'm going to write yet another article about the importance of keeping to RL/VR rules, and this time with evidence!

Oh yes! They've really messed it up this time!

Oh, and I've recieved note from Towers that the tech team are in fact deleting the offending thread...
*...RL.*

Great, Big C!

you won..

though it's a shame things went the way they did...

...but it does mean i don't have to let the monkeys-who're-now-pigmies lose.