h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not really, BigC - I had a laboratory animal with me - all I had to do was drop it in the maze and follow it to the food! We came to an "understanding"... (nurses bruised fist) - He's over there at the peanuts.

Nice station you've got here - it must have been a real engineering problem getting that length of cast iron pipe to make it compatible with the sewer systems!

Yeah. You know, that pipe, through my recent success in dimensional matrix breaching (of which I am releasing no information), isn't actually here, and neither is the waste running down it. Clever eh?

I understand... I'm currently telepathically broadcasting an image of myself to one of the laboratories in order to participate in a conversation about 4-dimensional space. Ironic, really...

If I appear distracted, or take a long time to reply, that's the reason

Ohhhkeeeeeeeeyyy then.
Right, I'd better get back to my study and work on my website. Back soon!
*teleports out*

*wanders round the Hall...*

*takes the glass*
Thanks E, this'll get me through the rest of the night, Insomnia is no fun at all.

Hi Peet! Wow, after the sewage this place is heaven...
Here I am, by the way, and there is my little monster, I see... Anyone wants to drink a cup of coffee with me?

Hi, Hannah... No sewage to wade through here, but there appear to be the occasional floods of tea, from the evidence of the tide marks on the walls...

I love it

*carries on wandering round the hall...occasionally filling up more plates with cheesy biscuits because they seemed to be disappearing rather quickly...*

*wanders round the hall*

wow!!!
mmmh, these biscuits..

Welcome Hannah to this glorious vessel (well it is, isn't it). I'm carrying out tests to stop this tea-flood from expanding further, and I hope you'll bear with me while the service droids clean every single wall. I like to keep this place tidy.

Can I get anyone anything to drink...?

Yes please.
I'll have a Osian Towel Cleanser (not as bad as it sounds), please.
And do have one yourself.

*clicks her fingers & miraculously the drink appears in her hands*

I knew I'd perfect that eventually...

Can I help?
I'd love to do something useful, can't I be a waitress or open a shop or something??
I can be a cleaning woman, too. But I'd prefer being something else.
Let me be the second-help-assistent-new-one-just-started-waitress!

Of course you can be!

I can even teach yuo how to do the neat click your fingers & the drinkg there thing...

Don't tell everybody, or you'll both be out of a job!

*walks in* Tea flood? Oh yeah, um... It was the monkeys fault, I swear

Ahh... Cheesy Biscuits *takes a couple*
The food of choice of all wacked out scientists.
I suppose I should get back to the lab, just stopped by to see what was up and grab a bite to eat, Thanks E.
*Returns to the lab, with a wave goodbye to the monkeys hiding in the airducts*

I'm not everybody
I think I'm gonna like my new job.