h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>> Either it still hasn't been opened, it was full
of money and they've left the planet or.... <<





~jwf~

I find the delay quite rude.

O' young grasshopper, the true answer can only be found from within

Yes, within the safe!

Obviously they have been captured by the Illuminati whose sevret box it must be.

Perhaps it's as difficult to get out as it was to get in?

Where oh where has our little LLWaz gone?


~jwf~

Oh where, oh where can he be?

I think it's probable that the safe was a portal to another dimension and the OP has sadly been sucked in.

yes, that was my hunch too.

Why 'sadly'? Maybe it's a great other dimension full of ice cream and pretty beaches?

Maybe Nighthoover's there?

Nighthoover?
Playing it safe?
Never!


~jwf~

Oh wait, perhaps you meant it is an opening
in the space-time continuum, a doorway into
the blackest hole of them all, the great dark
vortex that is nighthoover. Into which our
LLWaz has went.

Yeah... may.. be..



~jwf~

You're not afraid Chthulu came out of the safe?

TRiG.

Yo Z, if you apply that stetoscope of yours, can you here anything from inside the safe?

Maybe she found a Higgs boson?

... or maybe Nighthoover was hidden away there.

It does begin to seem that some dark vacuum
was lurking inside and has sucked LLWaz
into another universe.

Any point in sending out search parties?

Yay! Parties.


~jwf~