h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Haven't heard that one since I left school!

My little offering:


"... and that's why Christmas never falls on a Wednesday"

'worse than lighting versus sound guys'

Let your pages do your walking through the Yellow Fingers.

Remember boys, leave no tern un-stoned!

"I wouldn't let a knight out on a dog like this!"

Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervase with mild green hairy lip squid.


Geggs

It's the only place in Alberta where they're allowed to retail spirits

And that's where I kept the eggs!

New pew, barney at crew, cuffed Bert, nibbled at grab.


Geggs

Arghhhhh!

That should have been:

New pew, barney at crew, cuffed Bert, nibbled at grub!

But I'm sure you could tell that.


Geggs

"Life is an orange?" "You mean it isn't??"

"What, Eric?"

Cabin boy, fetch me my brown trousers!

"Turn on, tune in, drop off!"

ANZAC Judicious 'Arry's oft azure phase with my old green furry licked quid.

"Yes, but you'd better put it away there's a copper coming."

"Well, it tasted of shrimp."

And...

"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

And...

"Are you going to play golf, or are you just going to about?"

Where's the beef?

~jwf~

He careered off the road.

So, have you always believed in genies?