h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

swl:
>>(was it in here I heard the sad tale of the bridegroom who went commando?)

Don't know - but in my experience...DON'T! It chafes yer nads.

Mind, you could always slather them with plenty of vaseline beforehand.

Those who have just had their car clamped for non payment of road tax cos they weren't well....and those that haven't..

That one might be worth asking a kindly Dr to write a letter.

(Yes its upsetting but its a heap of crp anyway. I'm too upset and cross right now to think clearly..and my own stupidity for not forcing myself to sort it...and Golfs are totally boring.

But thanks Ed.)

Now everyone move on.

Lyrical poets and classical poets.

(Read Robert Graves' 'The White Goddess' for a good explanation of that.)

Two types of people, those who are clever and witty and those who just never quite manage it.

Those who are so abjectly dried up and arid inside that their whole existance is built on destructivity, and those who aren't.

Re kilts and going commando.

Police were called to a disturbance at a wedding where both sides of the family had come to blows. This had apparently been caused during the photographs at the traditional wedding. At one point the groom, in full highland dress, sat on the bride's knee. The red of his Royal Stuart tartan was set off well by her stunning ivory gown. Unfortunately, the groom had chosen to go au natural underneath his kilt, a state of affairs evidenced by the large brown skidmark left on the bride's dress when he stood up.

And that, as they say, was when it started ....

Those who believe such stories and those who try to work out...

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Unbelieving fools and Those Who Believe such stories ...

Irredeemable unbelievers and those with red faces



is what I should have said


Those who speak as they find and those who ought to have paused first

Tea drinkers and coffee drinkers.

Still or fizzy spring water drinkers?

Coffee drinkers and those who muffle the taste with sugar, milk or even cream

Harking back to swl's link @151
"
the well refreshed McLure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem
...
the wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall
...
reconciled when they sobered up and have no memory whatsoever of the melee
"
Ah, Greenock
Great place





Those who hold a grudge and those who lie about it

Those who prefer the sea or the mountains?

monogamous people and those who prefer more than one mum-in-law at the time

Them that had a mother, and them that had a mother-creature.