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Fish on Fridays.
Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 18, 2011
I don't like this plaice.
Fish on Fridays.
Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee Posted Mar 18, 2011
So why do I stick around?
Just for the halibut. 
Fish on Fridays.
The Twiggster Posted Mar 18, 2011
Waiting for the next pun... I can't stand the tench-un. Can I offer some, perch-ance? Most of them will be carp, but salmon-them won't be tunasty (too nasty)? I haddock-racking idea for one, but char won't believe it when I tell ya - Ide forgotten all the rudd-y fish names I knew. StoP!IKE an remember some now.
Is this thing on?
Fish on Fridays.
Alfster Posted Mar 18, 2011
Tope these awful puns now or I'll smackerel-ly quickly so you don't dart out of the way.
Fish on Fridays.
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 18, 2011
They did it for the halibut. 
* Oh god why me, why did I have to come along just now
and be the one obliged to add that obvious pun to the list? *
~jwf~
Fish on Fridays.
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 18, 2011
Not my day at all innit. 
There was another page
and the monkey'd already done halibut.
Sorry Monkey. 
~jwf~
Fish on Fridays.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 18, 2011
It's good to share jwf - don't be shellfish.
Fish on Fridays.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 18, 2011
Just don't let him get all melan-coley or 'eel go off the deep end for sure!
Fish on Fridays.
Alfster Posted Mar 18, 2011
I think it's to barracuda-re people into even more bad puns...I'm not going to get lured into it though.
Fish on Fridays.
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Mar 18, 2011
Glad to see a positive net result for my errors.
~jwf~
Fish on Fridays.
Alfster Posted Mar 18, 2011
I think we've had a our quota of piscine based puns...anymore and we throw them back.
Fish on Fridays.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 18, 2011
3dots is correct.
It doesn't take a brain sturgeon to see the the op-perch-tuna-ty for such silliness has passed. Brevity after all is the sole of wit.
Fish on Fridays.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 18, 2011
Don't skate around how you really feel - out with it!
Fish on Fridays.
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Mar 18, 2011
Thank you, 3dots - a ray of hope that this might soon be over. 
Fish on Fridays.
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 18, 2011
If I promise to stop will you promise to mullet over?
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- 121: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 18, 2011)
- 122: Not the monkey - Skreeeeeeeeeeeee (Mar 18, 2011)
- 123: The Twiggster (Mar 18, 2011)
- 124: Alfster (Mar 18, 2011)
- 125: Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) (Mar 18, 2011)
- 126: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 18, 2011)
- 127: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 18, 2011)
- 128: Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) (Mar 18, 2011)
- 129: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 18, 2011)
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- 133: Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) (Mar 18, 2011)
- 134: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Mar 18, 2011)
- 135: Alfster (Mar 18, 2011)
- 136: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 18, 2011)
- 137: Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) (Mar 18, 2011)
- 138: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 18, 2011)
- 139: Malabarista - now with added pony (Mar 18, 2011)
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