h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Workers unite! I'll get the first round!

Enter the phoenix

A tatt ref?

Effers - prne to smtms rmblng like a cnspircy-nt

Which reminds me, when I was at the party in Islington it took me an embarrassingly long time to realise who I was.

Or

'Too Tired to be Depressed by the World Situation'

paranoid ideator and hypocrit; victim

~jwf~ 2B continued

Is that a really long pencil?

~jwf~

~jwf~ more bipolar than an antarctic eskimo

at posting 50

That tagline qualifies to be under the protection of me - the Goddess of Bad Jokes, Cloned Cats, Talking Cows and Golden Dragons

taff agent of kaos for absent friends

Playing tug & touch with Stillapup. I get a point if I touch a paw. She gets a point if she doesn't draw blood.

You're all a bunch of effing wierdoes! Or possibly weirdos.

I like my gates how I like my men.

??????

creosoted???

It's a hard life, but fair.

(I think her answer hinges on a post)

I see she has a lot of us wondering!

My list of possible meanings of men like gates included:

open
closed
locked up
latched/unlatched
broken
off their hinges
well oiled
rusty
swinging
swinging in both directions


~jwf~

Hmmm, a good gate? It should be

-Strong
-Smooth, unless you like the rustic look
-Not so fixed it's immovable

but mostly

Good at keeping cows away?