h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's a persuasive argument - but if we were to use the Britany Spears index we might have quite a different result, since when it comes to contributing anything worthwhile to society she is entirely Immaterial...

So many variables!

Indeed, a perplexing conundrum.

Mala, I love your reasoning there!

I just ate 2 packets of twiglets.

I'd never heard of marmite until I stumbled across h2g2 lo these 7.5 years ago, but the various semi-impartial descriptions I've read make it sound like I might like it--then again, I also like to eat the leftover salt in the bottom of a pretzel bag, and will wipe up dregs of worcester sauce from a plate with my finger (obviously wen I'm in circumstances where manners don't matter so much--ie when no one's around)

It amazes me that my blood pressure's always been on the low side

Well, you can always eat more liquorice - in sufficient amounts it may raise the bloodpressure


anyone who tries to toast anything m*rm*t* containing with energy from my sources might consider themselves as ashes.

I abstain to eat princesses -far too bony and fat drenched. Raises cholesterol levels and are not god for digestion. However, muscular young tender knights on the other hand...

Liquorice? Now, *there* is a vile black substance!

True, forging all that armour for 'em must require significant energy, so I think you can just pick off a few of those with the same result

Who cares about those who don't like Marmite..It means there's more for us who do like it...and we don't have to share..

What's with the Yeast-hating campaign? You'll all be claiming to be prohibitionists next!

*NO! NO! NO! stays!!! *

We could always wean you onto Bovril instead!

http://www.bovril.co.uk/



MMF

*sits on marmite fence*

maybe i need to try this stuff again, i really wasnt sure what to think of it.

mini

That's where it pays to be a vegetarian, I can safely refuse the stuff.

Oh bovril...it brings out the latent vegetarian in me too

Vegetarians:

Marmite
Bovril

Problem solved!!!

And Vegemite is just for inbetweenies who aren't Man, Woman, or indeterminate sex, enough to make up their minds (apologies to MPFC)

MMF

Can't I simply stick to putting jam on my toast?

Only if you provide cheese for jam abstainers....

Oh, that won't be necessary - I plan to keep all the toast for myself

Let's hope you find the jam in the right jar this time, then.

Marmite jam? Now there's a !

It's permissible if it is Marmalade.

MMF

Since we call all jam "Marmelade" over here, that's fine