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Right then the progress on "re-growing a foreskin day 4.5ish"

it's still nude and nakkied, and its not fair, i've tryed "baby bio" and "gro'more" and "the tomotoe one, just can't remember it name atm" but still no joy, so i'm going to stop trying and just go down the pub....

I got a call out of the blue this afternoon and had to go out (I was* intendeing to get on with the recording thang on the PC) got back a little while ago... I dunno... theres' something about subbing in the afternoon... that makes it even more bits of me are sore.... bits arn't... and I just had to call out for a twakeaway as I'm starving... so much for sex helping one loose weight

thats it! i've had it!

Are you really dunking your willy in Baby Bio? I bet it tastes horrible!

There's a Dunkin Donuts joke somewhere i am sure...

Not Him; do come back; i'm sure between us we can sort yer willy probs out....the MSN one may be more difficult though!

Somewhere on Google there's a comparitive size chart thing.

zdt

Jack - when you say "had it", I take it you don't mean it the same way as 2legs would?!

Does this mean you've given up on the foreskin regrowth program without having tried dangling the old fella in a bucket of horse manure, or does it mean the sister-in-law has made one jibe too many and is about to find herself in deep manure of another kind?

2legs - 2 much information! But keep it up.

JT

nope! not in the 2legs way!

Just had enough of the sister-in-law, She know that i'm senitive about the old nakkid todger, (its ok, i've forgiven the doctor who gave me the "botched" job, until i meet him again on a dark night) so what i have said to her is this "if you don't stop taking the pi$$ out of my nakkid todger, I'll...... I'LL.................." at this point I relise theres not much i can do really apart from chucking her out of the house, So i sit down and shut up! Depressing i know, I wanted to say something, so cool and nasty as to make her stop saying the nasty things but i can't cus to do that makes me like her and i'm not, so its best to say nothing, blanking her out like she's nothing at all, shes worst than magnolia painted woodchip wall paper!
So i've opted for this approch, I'm hoping it will work

You could try saying "I'll stick it where the sun don't shine until your eyes bleed!"

Too much, do you think?

RF

nice! I hate it!

sorry all! nice reply and I hate being circumcisied

Sorry all for the Rant

Does this delightful female have perfectly pert firm boobs with nips to die for & a delightful rear? No doubt she has a face which makes Claudia Schiffer jealous & never has a bad hair day.

So; we are left with her only fault being that she is an antisocial swine who can't keep her nose out of other peoples personal business. It's one thing coming on here & talking about stuff, it's relatively anonymous & you reveal only what you are happy to, but it's quite another having someone in RL & behaving like a total cow.

Personally i wouldn't allow her in my house; but i have perfected the gentle art of ejecting unwanted guests to quite a high degree.

Tell her to bog off.

zdt

Is that you being moderately inclined, or going full belt?

It is me being incredibly restrained. Family site & all that.

zdt

Thanks for the support i'm feeling better this morning

I honestly belive that shes dos'ent know/understand the sort of greef she causes, not only to me but other members of the family, i could go on to explain other instances of this, at weddings and funerals all sorts of things, so i told her last night, not shouting just explaining because she's one of those people when the Sh%t hits the fan she's there, and i know this dos'ent make things right, but it has to be taken into account, as most people here know i have had skin cancer 3 times now and also a stroke to make a set, and everytime she's helped out, been extreamly funny/supportive/sholder to cry on/etc..... but she's got this odd streak in her...... She did'ent take it well


RJR "Feeling better"

Did you start off by telling her how much you appreciate the times when she's been there for you and the normally her sense of humour is a source of great relief in difficult times, before explaining how much she is currently pissing you off?

If not, I'm sure it's not too late to make her aware that you don't actually hate her as a person - just the tiresomeness of this particular subject... ...but maybe don't use the expression "sore point", as this may only serve to amuse her! Sorry - couldn't resist

I met up with an ex-sister-in-law this morning, who is extremely volatile and who I have not seen since she divorced my brother some 20 years ago. We had quite a laugh and I found out a few background things that changed my viewpoint slightly.

She's still an irrational, moody, fire-in-the-blood Czech, who would rip your arms off and feed them to her cats if you crossed her, but it seems I've always been relatively safe.

It's good to talk!

JT

nope, just went off on a rant!

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Hmm; i'm a bit like that myself, but in my case i suppose i can blame Irish genes, not Czech ones...gawd, imagine a partnership between those two nationalities

I agree tell her the good bits first. Then rip her arms off & feed them to the cats.

zdt

I'm feeling loads better Atm!
She aplogised this afternoon and brought me over a pressy and a bunch of flowers for the missus!
I was feeling a bit depressed and any other time i would have ignored it but i was really sensitive and also cus i slurr my speach still makes me feel stupid/Etc

Excellent! Better feed the cats some Whiskas instead then.

zdt