h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like the real thing and one that fits perfectly.

nipple clamps


'ahem'

ahh yes toys are good

I need a new set of nipple clamps the ones I have.... arn't suitable in some ways

no? whats up with them? not clampy enough?

Don't expect anyone is interested in buying a second hand set of metal Nipple clamps? They're very chique and have a chain to connect em together, or which can be used to attach weights to the clamps theres a set of weights too... but they relaly are* too* heavy They've got rubber type matterial which covers the bits that contact the skin....

They're a bit too* clampy.... I think they'd work better on someone with.... well... larger nipples I think they're probably designed for a woman to use relaly and they're not as adjustable as I'd like

surely you can get smaller ones though..have a google!

yeh I think you can... I'm trying to persuede Roymondo to go shopping with me next time I'm in London would be so much easier to buy some n nice new toys if I can get 'hands on' with em in the shop

Last night I tried to drink a really wonderfull shaped bottle of koryian
ginsen 43 per cent proof but the taste was really orrible so my best advice to ayone dont do it

The girly wants somethng made by yours truly for her birthday - any ideas anyone? How hard would it be to make a blindfold?

Oo Blindfolds are pretty easy to make; the main bit that goes over the eyes, should be tweo pieces of matterial, roughtly like a double 'O', shape, but with the interconnecting bit between em kinda coming across at the top level with the top of the 'O's' and at the bottom coming up slightly like the middle bit on a pair of glasses.... they should be sewn togehter, with a bit of some kinda padding inbetween, (to help keep the light out by allowing it to be used fairly tightly without hurting too much)... then a sinple tie type affaird coming of feach side, to enable it to be tied up at the back behind th head... well... I imagine that'd work... I didn't expalain that clearly though

I'd always come up n meet you for a shopping trip , maybe Genie would be up for it to, we could stop for a pub lunch or something

why do you want to make hr a blindfold? buy the blindfold n make the cake to eat off her whilst shes wearing it

Apparently they wear leather in 2legs' local...

they don't actually... well not in the really* local pubs to me... there is one round the corner a bit... but I've never ben there... apprently its... I dunno

wouldnt bother me

Good I've been looking for someone some severlones to take me along to it

severlones?

'several-ones'

Ooh! Blake's 7 baddies in the willie thread!