h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

3kids+1adult.
I've been viewing the world through a valium haze since.

Germany, ´89 when The Wall came down and the clan was allowed to locust...you don´t want to know.

I blame 2legs for not coming home to get the last of his gazillion thingamajigs himself. He has arranged someone to pick them up Wibble, but it means I must find them and pack them into boxes

On the bright side I actually might be able to use my walk-in closet for clothes in stead of using it as general storage.

I blame 2legs for grilled bacon, and sausages, lightly hard-boiled duck eggs, and a home made sourdough rosemary and poppy seed baguette, lightly toasted/roasted, with butter.
I also blame 2legs for laundry and the problem of the world overflowing with too many excess hair dryer attachments, which, I truely expect, will now be that which seals the extinction of mankind, as we suffocate and have the sun blocked out by the acued vastness of excess hair dryer attachments... Its bound to happen eventually... Unless the inevitable metier impact gets here first... the hair dryer accessorys may be able to deflect the metier though.. I'd not thought of that

Oh,, now a great mystery of life has been revealed. I blame 2legs for somehow having my missing hair dryer attachments. How did they end up with you?


and more importantly, why am I not eating such a scrumptious brunch...

It really was a rather auspiscious and decodent lunch, with incredible combination of flavour and texture, with a taste fit for the hoovery one himself/herself
I've kind of rediscovered bacon after starting to use the Butcher's near me... and this week, also have tried their sausages; this time going for their standard, ordinary* pork sausages like proper sausages... thick skin... hardly any fat comes out during grilling, a bit like the bacon, which doesn't shrink at all hardly during cooking... and, well the duck eggs, which I get from William, who gets them from a farmer/friend in his village, are always so tasty... I like them hardboiled, on the light side, so they're still fairly soft in the middles and the baguettes, came out really well this time, after I threw away the yeast I was using, which was clearly as it turnes out, past it
damn... and now I'm feeling hungry again... I blame 2legs if I have to raid the fridge for the other two sausages and two rashers of bacon, and the other duck egg, I cooked ealrier which I'm meant* to be saving for tommorrows lunch
I also blame 2legs for stockings which are getting past it, suspender belts which are designed badly, housework, and laundry.... and for my seemingly having about half the worlds supply of hair dryer attachments, despite the fact I've never, ever, used an hair dryer attachment myself, I don't even know what they're meant to be for!

Well, after using the butcher you might get new ideas. You know who will get the blame.

I blame 2legs for the boxes filled with toys and stuffed animals I discovered in the mists of the attic earlier this afternoon. He could tell the hatchlings that they can take care of their stuff themselves.

I blame 2legs for what the term, 'boxes filled with toys' means in my house, giving me thoughts which are probably very far from the truth

Even worse (or worth it) - they might come close.

I blame 2legs that it's 6° in the bedroom

I blame 2legs for the first snowfall of the winter, and the fact that it lasted about three minutes and won't come anywhere close to preventing me getting to work tomorrow.

I blame 2legs for the earlier rain, my having soup tonight again, and my not wanting it to taste the same, tommorrow....
I also blame 2legs for Tommorrow being Monday, and for Monday being a day on which William comes into town, to mine...

But, mostly Iblame 2legs for my feeling a bit*peckish, a peckishness which is being fueled by teh knowledge that I have two cooked sausages, two cooked rashers of bacon and a boiled duck egg, loitering in the fridge, supposidly for lunch tommorrow tempting... tempting.... I blame 2legs for temptation, augmentation, randomnification, procrastination, deteriation and raindeer without radar.

~jwf~

I blame 2legs for reminding me that cooked extra rashers of bacon yesterday, intending to do something with them last night, and then forgot. I also blame him for the deliciousness of avocado'n'bacon.

I blame 2legs that I've made so much breakfast I just might have to spend the day in bed to digest it.

And for the cold outside, which is giving me another reason to do that...

I blame 2legs for not knowing which files I need to bring to the other computer lab today, and for the two not having access to any shared drives

Mala, computers aren´t as friendly as 2legs and consume even more edibles. You know who to blame.

I blame 2legs for my having too much for lunch, and having lunch an hour early... which is making me want to crawl back into bed to digest the two sausages, two rashers of bacon, duck egg, and two home made pitta bread and butter of which the lunch/brunch/breckfast consisted

Maybe you should just have had an ...