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oohh...this is a 16601st posting...and its going dark!

I blame 2legs...

I blame 2legs for the disappointment that Rosie will no doubt feel when she learns of the insignificance of 16601 posts when juxtaposed with this - F63252?thread=100492&skip=97360&show=20 which currently stands at 97373

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PS I don't mean it really.

I blame 2legs for it being warmer outside, and nicer and sunnier, here in Cambridge, Today, than it was for most of the summer Ialso blame 2legs for it cooling quickly

I blame 2legs for the awesome firework display that stopped the minute we went to look at it.

I further blame him for the fact that I managed to successfully wriggle out of going to see Postman Pat turning on the Christmas lights. Instead, we're lounging around my place enjoying coffee and brownies.

Postman Pat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I blame 2legs that I can't go to see Postman Pat turn the lights on!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to make you even jealousererer, but Fireman Sam was with him...

Fireman Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and**** Postman Pat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll be tellin gme nex that Jess was there with Pat too"!!!!!!!!! I want to go"! I want to see Postman Pat and Fireman SAm!!!!!! I blame 2legs for cartoon hero envy

*97373 !!! .....*



I blame 2legs

I blame 2legs for Dublin. And for the fact that an entire coachload of professional tour guides managed to leave without one person at the meeting point and had to go back for him.

They were so good at it you could tell they'd done it before, then?

I blame 2legs for home made chicken dansack, with slightly* too many chilli peppers.... I also blame 2legs for the pile of washing up I'm trying to work up to tackle
I also blame 2legs for charley chalk, telly tubbies, the umppa lummpers, the moomins and the clangers.

Hey 2legs, remember Willow the Wisp, too?

The Clangers???

I love the Clangers...bring back the Clangers...

I blame 2legs for the Clangers no longer being on the telly...


I also blame 2legs for me, at this ,moment, for not being able to whistle like the Clangers used to, so that I could express my dismay...

Yea! willow the Whisp, Mr Ben, bagpus and bill and Ben! and postman pat, and jess, and the clangers and the moomins and Fireman Sam, and all of them! I blame 2legs for dwarves who randomly jump out of wardrobes and then hide in the oven...

I blame 2legs for not giving Bear in the Big Blue House a special mention

and for the lack of chips and curry sauce in my immediate vicinity

*I blame 2legs for dwarves who randomly jump out of wardrobes and then hide in the oven*
...what...???

Wot are you on.....?.??

I blame 2 legs for random weird comments...

(made me smile tho').

But... I'm good at really random comments... The dwarves in my house, like the chinchillas and bondage pony, badgers etc., are just like pets really I guess... albeit imaginary ones

I blame 2legs for the noise outside... its either an aeroplane coming into land, some dubstep through very bad car speakers, or they're coming again to try and take my barin, damn aliens... always after brains... no better than zombies really...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
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I blame 2legs for Muffin the Mule

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I blame 2legs for keeping me awake at 2.45am