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I blame 2legs for having to write papers at 2.45 am

And for the fact that this morning, I thought of 2legs while putting a complicated leather harness on a , then fetching the big whip And for the only place to drive properly around there being on the side of the dual carriageway, and for the people driving past expressing their joy at seeing a by beeping their horns

I blame 2legs for insomnia and hunger.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I just devoured a pile of noodles with cheese and onions. I keep forgetting to eat properly lately, other things are more important.

I blame 2legs for also eating pasta and cheese, but without the onions.

I blame 2legs for Mala and HN for eating and me still being hungry and awake.

Furthermore Iblame 2legs for my late night inability to write proper in a furrin langwitch in de middle of se nite.

Of course he is to be blame for both Mala and HN eating.

i blame 2legs for 'someoneelse' wearing a pink bikini

I blame 2legs for not taking out this morning's lavender scented bag containing the puppy-pissed-on newspapers.

I also blame him for the horrible navigational shenanigans of photo print websites.

I blame 2legs for sore eyes and watching Christmas films a month early

It's one in the morning, my other half has been admitted to hospital and I can't sleep. Where is 2legs when you need someone to blame?

t.

I blame 2legs f0r the fact that I had to buy this sodding laptop I had to buy because the wife deconstructed my desktop, and gave the desk to a neighbour........

I blame 2legs for the hospital admittance too turvy - any news btw?


I blame 2legs for making me have to put things in a carry on bag soon, and actually decide what those things must be.

I blame 2legs for my bicycle's chronic tendency to flat tyres.

*I blame 2legs for making me have to put things in a carry on bag soon.....*

I don't.... !!

WooHoo....

but hospital admissions in the middle of the night, sorry Turvy...

I blame 2legs...what were you thinking

I blame 2legs that I'm seeing an old friend for the first time in years this evening but all I can think about is how much Skyrim time I'll lose because of it.

I blame 2legs for the decision to start doing Ask Mr. Dreadful again (again). A3473435

And I also blame 2legs that I think people starting a new thread for each new question will make it a lot more manageable.

Mala

You have my sympathy. I have the same problem with punctures generally caused by thorns from the hedges. It's a good idea to carry a Rescue kit (spare inner tube, mini pump, tyre levers and glue-less patches)

You are, of course entirely correct to blame 2legs. I use 2legs as the expletive of choice when I get a puncture.

t.

It's 2legs' fault those hedges have thorns.

Unfortunately, it's the back wheel, that requires a minimum of three spanners to take off.

Punctures were a big problem for me too. We have hawthorn hedges around here
with wicked thorns. Murder on tyres when the farmer trims the hedges.
I invested in a couple of tires with kevlar reinforcing. Brilliant stuff
and no problems since. Dearer tyres but worth the money.
Every cyclist should know this but they don't and for that I blame 2legs.