h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the wind. I've just seen a polytunnel flying down the road.

I keep waiting for a , some of the smaller sheep seem to be having trouble staying on the ground...

Also for the glare on my laptop screen. Who built this barn without taking that into account?

What are you doing in the barn?

Waiting for small, sweet, succulent children to- er, give their Clueso answer sheets to, so they can go down to the house and be detectives. It is very boring, because there is nobody around. I'm glad my internet works up here.

I blame 2legs for the wind, and the constant banging doors, and things which keep lurching off the windowledge I also blame 2legs for the hendge hog of salsburry plane... plain... err something

Did you manage to break into your car OK?

(I blame 2legs for unbreakable cars...)

Yes, or I'd have called for help by now.

I blame 2legs for my car being, in King Bomba's poetic words "a vehicle and an assault course in one".

I blame 2legs my my overeating at dinner. He should not have let me put so much on my plate.

Now I must take an afternoon nap, or at least watch a DVD before I can take the walk across campus to princess's Lair and collect her mail and water her flowers.

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I blame 2legs for 4th of July fireworks and all their attendant air and noise pollution.

I blame 2legs for the parliament






















... of owls.


Geggs

I've been told, by a usually reliable authority, that 6 July is the feast-day of St Sexburga. This can only be 2legs' fault.

Just hit the glitch in Prince of Persia which put me in a room
with no exits. Had to delete the auto-save which puts me back
at an earlier location. Got to work my way through the level again.
Darn it 2legs!

I blame 2legs for Ivan's ingenious combination of smilies...

I blame 2legs for crampedness and encumbrance.


Geggs

I blame 2legs - not for anything in particular - just on principle.

I blame 2legs for making an unreasonably long backlog of posts on hootoo and now I think I missed something I needed to reply to

I blame 2legs for the strip of skin that I managed to remove from the top of my thumb while carrying a vase of flowers. (Not sure how it happened, but I'm sure 2legs is at fault.) I forgot about it until I washed my hair just now, and the shampoo found it again for me.

Who the eff is gentleman enough to buy you flowers? You can´t blame 2legs.

Who says I need men to buy me flowers?

They came from the gardens, and were destined for the top of the piano in the drawing room. I blame 2legs for my inability to pass that piano without trying it out.

I blame 2legs for corrupt harddrives!



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