h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for lawns that want to join in with being a flowerbed and flowerbeds that would rather they were part of the lawn and getting my fingernails stained with garden soil, even though I was wearing *two* pairs of gloves! tut tut 2legs. . .

I blame 2legs for my non-functioning boiler, and subsequent lack of hot water, especially with my hair all gelled and spiky after pretending to be Doc off of Back to the Future...

I blame 2legs for the fact that I just gave rather a large sum of cash to a total stranger.

And for the fact that I now need to find car insurance

I blame 2legs for the fact that no one has given me a large sum of cash.

I blame 2legs for cash machines not having any life of their own.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for a (lunch?) (supper?) mid-day meal consisting of homemade pasta, marina with spinach, parmesan and a local zinfandel.

What were you thinking, 2legs? *shakes fist*


HN

I blame 2legs for Torchwood.

I've spent far too much time the last couple of days (nights) watching the first two seasons of said series. Captain Jack Harkness... ... Hopefully the 3rd seeason will be available for pick up at the Post Office not later than tomorrow.

I also blame 2legs for sexy gay men.

I blame 2legs for my not knowing Torchwood.

I also blame him for my having just discovered Doctor Who, and that - to quote a famous dragony person - "I've spent far too much time the last couple of days (nights) watching the first two seasons of said series".

I blame 2legs for it being so hot last night Ijust sat up drinking until about 6 AM... I blame the subsequent late getting up today, and the huge hangover that needs to go away before Ihead off out to the pub and for a meal in a couple of hours

Virgin 1+1 has vanished from my tv.
No great loss you might say but I was following Hangar 13
and Ghost Whisperer.
Another instance of 2legs' influence.

I blame 2legs for it being 25 degrees C outside at nearly 10 PM, and a lot*hotter than that earlier during the day, and hotter than that now, inside* the house

I blame 2legs for fighting cats

princess is out of town and all five present and former Lair Cats are currently and at least until next weekend in the Lair.

Leopardess and Li´lkitty have a ... ... complicated realationsship. They're both very scared of each other. Li'lkitty hides and growls when she spots Leopardess. Leopardess on the other hand consider fighting to be the best defence...

They woke me up at 01.30 fighting. I transferred Leopardess into a room of her own for the rest of the night. This morning I discovered she once more lost a claw in the fight

Leopardess and Li'lkitty changed rooms this morning before I went to w*rk. Li'lkitty is confined while Leopardess roams arond the rest of the Lair.

Hopefully there will be no more bloodshed during my abscence.

I blame 2legs for the murder of crows.

poor ickle crows, poor little innocent creatures, murdered unnecessarily and violently and for no reason... its a chrime...a chrime aginst crows
I blame 2legs for it being so hot... again...

2legs, weren't you blaming yourself only a few months ago for the cold? Are you never happy?

I blame 2legs for the fact that some people are never satisfied.

I blame 2legs for my stalling the engine too often while trying out my new car

Also for the fact that the warden isn't here today, so I can't borrow her tools to take the panel off the door and see what the problem is with the lock.

And I especially blame him for my sandwich being gone. It was a nice sandwich - egg salad made with caramelised onion hummous rather than mayonnaise - and it was here a moment ago, so he must have eaten it!

well Ilike the temperature to be a suitable level for humans to live and survive in... we've gone from cold enough to be running the heating, to over 30 degrees inside the house, in a flash... I melt over about 16 and the high pressure effects my intercranial pressure and give sme and makes thinking very tricky... like trying to swim in treacle wearing a double decker bus
I blame 2legs for the time...

I also blame 2legs for the gaggle of geese.

And a purr of kittens?
A confusion of students?

i blame him for the cuddle of puppies.