h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for all boring salads, everywhere, of every kind, it just isn't right to make boring salads
I also blame 2legs for the continuaing non appearance of my postman and my parcels
I also blame 2legs for my inability to decide what to have for lunch....... should I grill a chicken breast and some bacon and make chicken and bacon mayo for putting inside some slices of bread... so hard to choose

I blame 2legs for a poor old ancient dog about as ferocious as Seán the Sheep being muzzled because "she freaks people out because she's a German Shepherd".

I blame 2legs for the amount of parcels that should all arrive at some* point in the next few days

KB, I blame 2legs for German Shepherds, like many other alleged "killer breeds", being lovely dogs. And I´m not cruel enough to blame 2legs for ijits who make a show of very loudly training their children to be afraid of such "monsters" as your dog. Give her a pat and tell her it´s from someone whose nanny was from her family.

I blame 2legs for the fact that 2legs appears to have led an entirely blameless existence for four whole days.

Oh no - he's entirely to blame for the champagne/cava incident

"Not bloody Champagne again, I was hoping for a nice Cava" That incident?

I blame 2legs for the champaign incident, the sausage incident, the cucumber incident and the custard incident and for the continueing abscence of my dancing dwarves...

I know I should switch to the food/sex thread for this, but I can't be bothered...have you tried using chillis yet?

What?????

RAW!!!!!!!!!!!???????????



GT

It might liven things up a bit.

lol!!!!

GT

I will* try the chilies.... I Just need to find someone as insane as me to indulge in that particular food.... I really feel as If I've finally found my vocation in life...
I blame 2legs for foodsex.

I blame 2legs for me getting more food than sex...

Me too but largely because most sex at the moment also involves food, it pushes the ratio towards the food side of things
I also blame 2legs for the food-related issue of my inability to decide what, if anything to have for lunch/breckfast today

I blame 2legs for the Wolverine type scratches down my arm

I have no cucumber or any other sex type food except aerosol cream

Ahh hhaaaa! so you think.... But as my extensive and highly scientific experimentation and research is demonstrating, almost* any* food can be 'sex food', and suitable for use in 'foodsex' though I do have to reveal that prawns were a bad idea.... and sausages just induced hysterical laughter

I blame 2legs for my not having any lunch today : despite, the fantastic smell of fresh bread rising in the oven

I blame 2legs that I am thinking of jelly (jello for our American chums) in a completely different light

Don´t try ice cubes - or blame 2legs for nothing else being left in the fridge.

There is not, nor ought there be, any food-sort, no matter how unlikely that I'm not now willing to experiment with...

I blame 2legs for the smell of bread rising in the kitchen

I also blame 2legs for my shaping the dough into a dough sculpture of a breast when it was on the first rise
I further blame 2legs for after knocking back (no, that isn't a euphamism ... this time), shaping half the dough into a somewhat smaller breast, and the other half splitting in half again and making two penis sculptures.... (I' making one loaf and two baguettes...)