h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2letgs for the problem with shirts and trying to buy them

I blame 2legs for a day of false starts. I already blamed him about the whole shower debacle, but then, when I went to do the laundry, guess what the only place in the apartment complex was with no water yet? And then I couldn't play online because my old copy of Zone Alarm was messed up, and making things act like the problem was at the provider's end (no DNS server, the diagnostic said, and I could search by ip address) making me call tech support twice--though both times, I got nice guys, and the second time, I got someone with a nice British accent, which I enjoyed, because it's been far too long since I spoke with a British h2g2er, which is most definitely 2legs' fault, since he's the one I usually speak with!

You got nice guys on Tech support!!! Do you mean they actually helped you? Lucky you! I blame 2Legs

Blimey, 2legs actually exists?
I thought he was just some legend of the ether?
Or is that Leg End of the ether, I am never sure which?
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I blame 2legs for being told I am Bi Polar, ooops, I can't really blame 2legs for that, it is more an act of Bob!
But hey, WTF, at least my flat gets manically cleaned, so there is a pluss side to everything,lol!

Next time you're in a manic cleaning mood, can you pop round my place please?

But don't worry if you can't, that's clearly 2legs' fault.

RF

I can't seem to get a cleaner for love or money. I've tried and tried - even offered as much as £2 an hour! But I can't even get a Pole. Mind you, a pole is no good for cleaning unless it's got a brush or one of those spongey things stuck to the end of it. I blame 2Legs for the situation, as there's obviously a national scarcity of brushes and spongey things for the poles. Its probably got something to do with the councils all running out of salt - that's obviously 2Legs' fault, too.

I blame 2legs for the shortage of salt as its all being horded by Cambridgeshire council who refuse to put any on any of the roads

I also blame 2legs for the lard shortage.

i blame 2legs for breaking my laptop keyboard and thus making me use a nasty communal library computer. Its just not on! i also blame 2legs for my lack of both moner and food. Ifurther blame 2legs that i cant be bothered walking home and back again.

mini

Trouble is RF, as soon as I see someone elses mess I just get all depresssed again so can't!!

I blame 2legs for the 'final gas bill' from my previous supplyier which seems to indicate that dspite paying 80 pounds or more PM I owe them 800 pounds.

I blame 2legs for my not having had any income since November, and for the recent cut in interst rates meaning I've even less money coming in

I also blame 2legs for my mid afternoon glass of whisky.

"Trouble is RF, as soon as I see someone elses mess I just get all depresssed again so can't!!"

I feel the same way when I see the mess in my kitchen. 2legs! Why? Why? Why?

I blame 2legs for bank charges, suicide Wednesdays, dagnabbit Thursdays and playing Duran Duran's 'Notorious' to five listeners.

I blame 2legs for life, the universe and thursdays.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

(I know, but it had to be said.)

You think Thursdays are bad, you should try Monday afternoons! They MUST be 2Legs' fault.

Its the Sundays that get me down, early evening/late afternoon; When you hit that point in the day when you realise you've taken about as many showers as can usefully be taken, and you enter..... I blame 2legs for badly remembered lines from books

the long dark tea time of the soul?

I blame 2legs for the fact that i havent read the Dirk Gently novels and i still somehow knew that. I blame 2legs that i havent read the Dirk Gently novels.

mini

I blame 2legs for the late night vodka of the soul...particularly when it's Stolly.

I blame 2legs for the first of the ten commandments:

1. thou shall have no other vodka before Stolly or after stolly, or instead o stolly, stolly is the only vodka you shall ahve

I blame 2legs for the shortage of stolly round these ere parts

I blame 2legs for the long dark Stella of the soul, especially when it's only being drunk to help settle the silly thing done earlier. :whistle:

Ooh, cchhhhhoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!