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I blame folderol starting so well, trying to be cheerful and attempting, valiantly, to make this a non-negative thread.

I also blame folderol for falling for the tempting charms of simply being able to blame EVERYTHING on 2legs, good, bad or ugly!

I would also like to add a small blame on the end... 2legs? You listening? It's all your fault.

Baby oil... someone say baby oil? I blame 2legs for the fun one can have with baby oil...

I also blame 2legs for it being really cold today and my not knowning what to ahve fo dinner tonighyt and also my not being adble to type as my fingers are so cold I cna't feel what I'm doing with them

i blame 2legs for Folderol not knowing that he should have showered with his wife, therefore being able to share the shower gel, and likely having enough then.

I blame 2legs for the distractions involved in thinking about baby oil, shared showers and.. and...

i blame 2legs for thinking that its getting warm in here.

I blame 2legs for baby oil rubber nipple clamps and whips, but not necessarily in that order.... and showers....

I also blame 2legs for it not being very warm in Here

I blame 2legs not being here kept warm by fire

i blame 2legs for tes*c value baked beans, and leftover "spice mix for tacos" being the first proper food i have had since saturday. (not counting an egg mayo sandwich sunday afternoon as it wasnt really a meal) and for the bakes beans with the sauce really needing some bread to go with them, but the nearest shops bei9ng at least a mile away and my purse being rather licht at the moment.

min i

i blame 2legs for me not being able to mail you some soup, Mini.

i also blame him for the freezing rain this morning, that cancelled all the school buses and everything, and for it being a treacherous walk from the parking lot into my work. why would you do something like that???

I blame 2legs for my being out of my house for about twenty hours and now being very tired and knackered
and I also blame 2legs for the bruised bits and the sore bits

I saw some sun today and that was nice,
the internet is as slow as a drunken slug at the moment
but what the heck, it's not 2legs' fault.

What?!: Not* my fault?
*faints*

I blame 2legs that he gets all the blame in the world and he is thus blame worthy.
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I blame 2legs that Mr Noisey has his TV on loud again upstairs and feel like giving him a metaphotical smack in the chops!

I blame 2Legs for the castigaiton I received from Robin Hoode (#9721) and for the toothache I am now suffering.

If I don't get to the dentist's emergency clinic tomorroww morning, that'll be 2Legs' fault, too.

I blame 2legs for there being no bread
And for my internet conention going down for what seemed like an eternity

I blame 2legs for cold OB hands.

I blame 2legs for the guilt I feel over performing a good solid block to another girl in roller derby practice tonight, and she went down like a sack of potatoes, and couldn't get up. We had to bring her ice, ibuprofen, poor thing, and it is all 2legs fault.

2legs, what do you have against derby girls?

I presume 2Legs has something against Luton girls - they're worse than Derby girls, and I blame 2Legs for that.

Seems like we're getting into a worst girls of Britain thing.
..and whose fault is that?

Prime Minister's Questions is just finishing.

I blame 2Legs for this waste of parliamentary time starting in the first place