h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for me watching a paranormal show last night, and for there being an ad about adding a..... oh darn it.. 2legs made me forget the application.. oh no, there it is.. an EMF meter... there 2legs, you thought you'd make me forget it, didnt you? well, i foiled you, didnt i?

An EMF meter. Useful for finding magnetic ghosts.

won't they just be stuck to the metal things?

Unbelievable!

incontheivable.

I unblame 2legs for the cute little netbook I picked up earlier this evening... all black and just mine

I'm sure there is a subclause that prohibits 'un-blaming'


I blame 2legs for what I just cooked, which somehow managed to metamorphise itself half way through the cooking process into something not entirely unlike kebab

i blame 2legs for anyone thinking you can unblame him for anything.. sheesh. even cute ickle netbooks.

I blame legs for The Brits.

I blame 2legs for the chavs

I blame 2legs for spoiled students and snoring

I blame 2legs for not-soft computer chairs.

Me too... I'm sure this chair used to be softer when I first got it

I also blame 2legs for home made bread, and there not being enough left

2legs, I blame you for my new speed skates. Don't you know I could get into serious trouble with something going that fast?

I blame 2legs for speed, acceleration, and angular momentum. And sore muscles and bruises.

Further I blame 2legs because we dropped by a bar after skating practice, and a nice man bought us all drinks.

HN

It's been ages since anyone bought me a drink, and even longer since a nice man did so. We all know whose fault this is.

Awww I'd buy you a drink... but I@m not relaly a nice man so that probably wouldn't count

WJH?; rudely awakened by the postman who in return for disturbing my sleep passed me a box containg three £120 blue shirts...

I blame 2legs for ordering a new phone with internerd access, so I can skive on h2g2 at both my jobs.

I probably shouldn't have typed that on a work PC.

i blame 2legs for even not very nice men buying me a drink.

Iblame 2legs for my trip to see the this afternonn, now i have to take my peak-flow readings AND steroids for a month because nobody has ever made entirely sure that it IS asthma its all your fault 2legs especially as i already had to take my peak-flow for three weeks.

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I blame 2legs for bedtime, and early w*rk tomorrow meaning I can't play much longer with my brave new cute lovely netbook