h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for Peter Mandleson's stunning ability to completely miss the point, and do so in a stunningly patronising manner.

I also blame him for the lack of bread in the shop.

And my having wasted the day thus far prattling about on the internet.

I blame 2legs for the phone call Roymondo is going to get soon

I blame 2legs for making the binmen refuse to come up here
(I can see the headlines: Refusemen refuse my refuse.)
because of a sprinkling of snow.

I blame 2legs for how cold it is outside and for my just having to go out in it to get stuff from the shop

"Refusemen refuse my refuse"

Nice.

I blame 2legs that it is Sodit/Monday, so I must trudge off to work. I also blame 2legs for hogging all that lovely snow to himself when we need it here in California. I blame 2legs for the drought alerts and threats of severe water rationing.

The snow isn't any good for water though: we're still on drought alerts here. or if we're not we will be by May.

I blame 2legs for shortage of snow, sick and princess occupying the bathroom for ever.

I'm glad there's no water shortage here... we would all be very dirty and thirsty considering the amount of water used when she's in the shower

<< I also need something to blame for the low Zombiosity index on availible moovies, but as I've yet failed to work out how the low zombiosity index score can be as a direct result of the snow... >>

i blame 2legs for the low zombiosity index on the available movies that 2legs is looking for.....?

well spotted

I blame 2legs for the high alienosity index on the show on in the front room at th emoment and for the cold and my tiredness and hungryness and general unwellness feeling in a very vague sense

what 2legs needs is

a large in a hotof

I blame 2legs for the large mug of coffee I'm about to have... followed by a large glass of neat whisky

I blame 2legs for all the regional profiles being different, rendering a unified feel somewhat tricky.

I also blame him for it suddenly being midnight.

i blame 2legs for not putting the wiskey in the coffe

it'll do him better

Naa coffee with whisky, or brandy in, is a breckfast drink

I blame 2legs for breckfast seeming ages away and it probably being too late now to consider some supper I also blame 2legs for confussion over tommorrow

I blame 2legs for painful muscular cramps and a very naughty lynx running amok half the night and thus disturbed my sleep.

I also blame 2legs for hospital policy against taking naps while w*rking

I blame 2legs for my putting off sanding down the stair rails and spindle things which is such a sh*tty job cos there's 50 spindles and each one has to be done properly or else I'll always know when I go past the one done badly and have a bad conscience about it, and anyway, sooner or later MOH will find out and accuse me of sitting too long on the net and wasting time although I don''t see it as wasted cos I quite enjoy it - in a guilt-ridden sort of way.

I blame 2legs for my work in London being cnaceled... and me be grateful it has as I don't feel very good today I blame 2legs for my inexplicible random not feeling well thing... and for laundry, and for tiredness and for a bad nights sleep again last night

I dreamt I was a late 50s (American) teen and that I had a really souped-up hot-rod.
I'd just finished working on it, drove it out of the garage
and all the girls came over to talk.......
and I woke up!!!!!!!!!!
I bet 2legs nudged me.

I blame 2legs for 2legs making me feel pathetic because he mentioned on another thread that he is actually cleaning his oven, and I haven't cleaned mine in about 15 years.

I blame 2legs for giving entirely the wrong impression over his oven and the intention or not to clean it.... It ain't gona be cleaned ... Fifteen years beats mine, though, but I've not had the oven fifteen years and it has* been cleaned the last two or three years
I blame 2legs for clean towels freshly laundered and folded neatly and put away and for the lack of food for dinner tonight... and the proximity of the Indian takeaway <doh