h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i blame 2legs for wantonness, period. And i wish there were more of it around here.

I think 2legs works pretty hard at avoiding work

and who's fault is that? none other than 2legs.

I blame 2legs for me missing days and days of blaming him... And for the resultant loss of my wantonity...

you've lost your wantonity? (almost as bad as losing your won tons) which is 2legs fault

Ooh, I've not lost it, I *had* lost it.

I blame 2legs for me being all better and wanting to make up for lost time...

oh, Phew. the boys will be glad to hear that.

*giggle*

We can hope!

I blame 2legs for his slightly awful technique of ignoring work to the absoultely last minute before the deadline and then having to cram it all in record fast time
I blame 2legs for cocktails, beer, vodka and whisky.
and laundry and for food and the lack thereof and for my applying today for another job that will be additional* to the one I already heve I blame 2legs for the impending difficulity of trying to ignore two jobs symultainiously

I blame 2legs for insinuations and a wandering mind creating delectable distraction from the job at hand... (i.e. W*rk!)

I blame 2legs for bills and lack of dinner.

i8I blame 2legs for the fact that I may have sat through a job interview with my fly open

i blame 2legs for the agonising wait to see if unis will let me in! they will phone me today or tomorrow, this is 2legs fault!!!

I blame 2legs for my brother (the best man), his friend the usher, and the groom, for all having their flies (flys?) down at a wedding. I blame 2legs for my brother, not used to having all that paraphernalia to put on, forgetting to check. I blame 2legs for all of them not realizing it till well into their cups at the reception.

I don't blame him for all the wars in the world I blame him for inviting Bush to stick his nose in

And I blame him for at 3:10 am my glass being empty

if only it were half empty, AGM FT, then some annoying positive thinker could tell you it was half full.

I blame 2legs for the fish I was expecting to find in the freezer quite clearly already having been eaten I blame 2legs for laundry PDF documents and dublin core

i blame 2legs for my dinner being over and the fact i'm still hungry.

i blame 2legs for my having to input a load of meaningless data into a spreadsheet at the moment.

i blame 2legs for PDF files in general not working when they should and said PDF files being too difficult to create effectively on this god forsaken network.

Hey guys, 2legs sounds like a cool guy