h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me driving through a redwood tree once

i blame 2legs for the mere pint and a half of cider it took to get me resonably drunk and spouting gibberish all the way home.despite the fact that i had a big meal beforehand.

I blame 2legs that I've yet to drive through a redwood, despite the fact that there's a drive-through tree only 20 miles away, and my living in this town during the summer from 1988-1992, full time from 1993-1997, and again full time from 2006-now (and less than 5 miles from that tree from December 2005-May 2006)

I blame 2legs for me not having any alcohol for the last 13 hours

i blame 2legs that i have never driven through a redwood either, i blame 2legs for me doubting te existance of drive through trees.

Northern California got quite a few drive through trees

I blame 2legs that a quick google gets me this as proof: http://flickr.com/photos/tdoxie/2405610855/ (Lots of other ones, but that's the one that's nearest me.)

I blame 2legs for the fact that I didn't realise that I had to turn off a firewall (in fact 2 firewalls) to allow my antivirus software to update.

I blame 2 legs for the fact that my PC has only just explained to me (after several weeks) that I may have to turn off a firewall.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I don't kniow whether I really need 2 firewalls

Surely it would be better to WALK through..

i blame 2legs for drive through trees being in america.

Are you blaming him for the fact that they're in America, so you can't get there, or that they exist, and that it's America they exist in?

I blame 2legs that that made perfect sense in my head

i blame 2legs for the fact that drive through trees are in america and i am in the uk, therefore i am unlikely to ever drive through one.

I blame 2legs that it's nearly 1 am here, and I would likely have been able to figure out which minichessemouse meant if it weren't

I spent a couple of weeks back in 1974 touring all around from San francisco up to Los Vegas , across to the Ski jumping and lake area (forget the name)Little john Hoss etc cowboy tv show,Redding etc etc down through the Redwoods back to Santa Cruz all that just two weeks after taking my first plane trip out of Heathrow so no excuses ,on the other hand blame 2legs you ain't going flying

I blame 2legs that I could Anold for shooting a hole in the excuse that flying out here would be a bit much for a first plane trip (doesn't help with the funding excuse, though...)

I also blame 2legs that I've got to head to bed so that I'm of some use taking Tom's place at one of the places he needs to be...

I learned a long time ago that if you want to do something badly enough you just have to stick to it till it's done whether it's getting in a plane or building your own house , just stick to your plan

I blame 2legs for the fact that I almost 'refreshed' my Dog Waste Digester' with 'Tomorite' in stead of 'BioActivator'. Just stopped myself in time

i blame 2legs for public transport and the 2 hour journey i am putting off to the land that the internet forgot.

i blame 2legs for the fact that i will be in the land that the internet forgot at least untill saturday night.

i blame 2legs for the fact that is friday morning and i am very much awake.

i blame 2legs for the amount of alcohol i drank on wednesday, the hangover suffered yesterday (even though i had a day off work) and the fact that i now want to drive through a tree even if said tree is undrivethroughable!

i blame 2legs for my random need to make up new words. i blame 2legs for the 50 posts i HAD to read to catch up with all the things we've blamed hime for!

I blame 2legs for severe procrastination.